George Lopez - Season 5

George Lopez - Season 5

Season 5

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DatesOct 5, 2005 - Apr 12, 2006
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Episodes

George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Season 5Episode 130 min

George Gets a Pain in the Ash

Angie and George react to Carmen's determination to marry Jason. Also, misfortune befalls Benny, affecting the whole family.

Oct 5, 2005
You Dropped a Mom on Me
Season 5Episode 230 min

You Dropped a Mom on Me

George wants to help Benny get an apartment, until he learns where her money goes; and Carmen is in denial about Jason breaking up with her.

Oct 5, 2005
George's Dog Days of Bummer
Season 5Episode 330 min

George's Dog Days of Bummer

Benny shows all the signs of clinical depression, and may lose her job for taking so much time off. L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has a cameo. Biker: Duane "Dog" Chapman.

Oct 12, 2005
George Drives the Batmobile
Season 5Episode 430 min

George Drives the Batmobile

Benny's lack of a car wears on the family as George, Angie and Carmen are called on as chauffeurs.

Oct 19, 2005
Trick or Treat Me Right
Season 5Episode 530 min

Trick or Treat Me Right

With Benny increasingly getting on George's nerves, Vic suggests killing her with kindness---but she proves indestructible.

Oct 26, 2005
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
Season 5Episode 630 min

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

After staying a few days with Ernie---and his parents---to escape his own mother, George encourages Ernie to get his own place.

Nov 2, 2005
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
Season 5Episode 730 min

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial

Richard Lewis plays the therapist Max sees after a school shooting, which doesn't affect him as much as the battle between George and Benny.

Nov 9, 2005
George Tries to Write a Wrong
Season 5Episode 830 min

George Tries to Write a Wrong

On their anniversary, Angie and George plan to read long-lost letters they exchanged before they married. But at least one should stay lost.

Nov 16, 2005
George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
Season 5Episode 930 min

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job

After George embarrasses Benny at work, she takes some time off, but not for the reason he thinks.

Nov 30, 2005
George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
Season 5Episode 1030 min

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage

Angie and George's premarital advice for a couple prompts a competition to see who does more work in their marriage.

Dec 7, 2005
George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
Season 5Episode 1130 min

George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family

George has second thoughts about spending Christmas alone after he lies to get out of a holiday reunion with Angie's family.

Dec 14, 2005
George Enrolls Like That
Season 5Episode 1230 min

George Enrolls Like That

A college-educated consultant with a similar background inspires George to take classes and set an example for Max.

Jan 25, 2006
George Keeps Truant to Himself
Season 5Episode 1330 min

George Keeps Truant to Himself

George drops his community-college course because it's too hard, but he can't tell the family because he doesn't want to set a bad example for Max, who has finally begun to study in school.

Feb 1, 2006
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Season 5Episode 1430 min

The Kidney Stays in the Picture

Angie doesn't like how George instructs Max about having a girlfriend. But Max's bed-wetting is indicative of a further problem. Dr. Woodson: Ken Howard. Kristi: Ashly Holloway.

Feb 8, 2006
A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Season 5Episode 1530 min

A Funeral Brings George to His Niece

Angie's rich former sister-in-law dies and leaves everything to her spoiled 20-year-old daughter, Veronica (Aimee Garcia). But she can't get her money until George---who's the trustee of the will---decides she's mature enough to handle it.

Feb 15, 2006
George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
Season 5Episode 1630 min

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica a lesson in the value of honest labor by getting her a job at the factory. Trouble is, the men want to do all of her work, and the boss wants to do something else with her.

Feb 22, 2006
George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother
Season 5Episode 1730 min

George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother

Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could it have something to do with the fact that his daughter, Veronica, inherited millions? As it happens, Ray wants to help his daughter with her business venture.

Mar 1, 2006
George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
Season 5Episode 1830 min

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

Ernie needs to lose weight or else Mel will fire him, so George plays diet guru. But first he must play psychologist, because Ernie won't admit that he has a problem.

Mar 15, 2006
George Gets Cross Over Freddie
Season 5Episode 1930 min

George Gets Cross Over Freddie

In a crossover episode with "Freddie," Max has struck up an online friendship with Freddie's niece Zoey (Chloe Suazo). George finds out and assumes that "Zoey" is really a pervert. In Chicago, Freddie assumes the same thing about Max.

Mar 22, 2006
George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
Season 5Episode 2030 min

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

After belittling Angie's job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an impossibly demanding client whom Angie dumped to show that anything she can do he can do better.

Mar 29, 2006
George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Season 5Episode 2130 min

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

After Benny berates him for not giving her a work prize she thinks she deserved, George dreams (with the aid of a spiked drink) that she's really a warm and caring mother---and that he's a mama's boy. It's anything but a wonderful life.

Apr 5, 2006
It's a Cliffhanger, By George
Season 5Episode 2230 min

It's a Cliffhanger, By George

Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and that they'll both be out of jobs; Benny flees when she learns that the police want to question her about a robbery; a nauseated Angie awaits the results of a home-pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after three rejections; Max is tempted by beer; and Vic prepares to propose to a young woman he barely knows.

Apr 12, 2006

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