Malcolm in the Middle - Season 5

Malcolm in the Middle - Season 5

Season 5

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Episodes22
DatesNov 2, 2003 - May 23, 2004
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Episodes

Vegas
Season 5Episode 130 min

Vegas

The family travels to Las Vegas when Hal experiences a dream about hitting the jackpot; Dewey and Reese enter an enormously obese rabbit in a contest. Lois gets to meet her favorite singer.

Nov 2, 2003
Watching the Baby
Season 5Episode 230 min

Watching the Baby

When an exhausted Lois falls asleep, Hal goes out for diapers, only to be branded a shoplifter; three beautiful girls use Malcolm, Reese, and Stevie to embarrass their prom dates.

Nov 9, 2003
Goodbye Kitty
Season 5Episode 330 min

Goodbye Kitty

Stevie goes into shock when he's told Kitty divorced Abe; Reese gets caught up in the hot-and-heavy entries in a diary, unaware it belongs to Lois.

Nov 16, 2003
Thanksgiving
Season 5Episode 430 min

Thanksgiving

As Thanksgiving approaches, Malcolm has a shot at getting lucky with a sexy friend from school; Reese prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving meal; and Francis and Piama want a divorce.

Nov 23, 2003
Malcolm Films Reese
Season 5Episode 530 min

Malcolm Films Reese

Malcolm's teacher forces him to secretly record Reese as he divulges his innermost secrets; Francis strikes back after a critic writes a scathing review about the hotel.

Nov 30, 2003
Malcolm's Job
Season 5Episode 630 min

Malcolm's Job

Lois gets Malcolm a job at the store, exposing Lois' well-kept secret; Hal and some other fathers start betting on babies.

Dec 7, 2003
Christmas Trees
Season 5Episode 730 min

Christmas Trees

As Christmas approaches...a layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees.

Dec 14, 2003
Block Party
Season 5Episode 830 min

Block Party

Malcolm realizes the entire neighborhood has been throwing a block party when the family leaves town for an annual vacation; Hal and Lois participate in a kielbasa-eating contest.

Jan 4, 2004
Dirty Magazine
Season 5Episode 930 min

Dirty Magazine

When Malcolm becomes editor of the high school literary magazine, the principal instructs him to censor a well-written story; Lois encourages Hal to flirt with a new supervisor so he can keep his job.

Jan 11, 2004
Hot Tub
Season 5Episode 1030 min

Hot Tub

Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub; Malcolm gets his driver's permit, only to get mixed up in a dispute between Polly and her ex-boyfriend; and Reese steals Dewey's friend.

Jan 25, 2004
Ida's Boyfriend
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Ida's Boyfriend

Ida announces she's getting married to man who lives in Hong Kong; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced; Dewey pretends Reese doesn't exist.

Feb 8, 2004
Softball
Season 5Episode 1230 min

Softball

Malcolm volunteers for the company's softball team, only to realize that Lois is the coach; Francis sets out to prove he's not lazy.

Feb 15, 2004
Lois's Sister
Season 5Episode 1330 min

Lois's Sister

Lois' sister Susan comes for a visit and begins lavishing the kids with expensive gifts, including a classic Mustang convertible; and Francis and a scout troop get lost in a remote area of the ranch.

Feb 22, 2004
Malcolm Dates a Family
Season 5Episode 1430 min

Malcolm Dates a Family

Lois has a dispute with Hal and the boys' favorite restaurant; Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family...to the point where he forgets about his girlfriend.

Mar 14, 2004
Reese's Apartment
Season 5Episode 1530 min

Reese's Apartment

When Hal and Lois kick Reese out of the house, he ends up renting an apartment; and Malcolm helps a dumb jock write a personal essay so he can get into college.

Mar 21, 2004
Malcolm Visits College
Season 5Episode 1630 min

Malcolm Visits College

Lois accompanies Malcolm to his first college visit, where she clashes with a resident advisor; Reese pretends he's a drug user to woo a pretty narcotics officer.

Mar 28, 2004
Polly in the Middle
Season 5Episode 1730 min

Polly in the Middle

Polly begins dating Abe and Craig; Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt; the ranch hands make fun of Francis; and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention.

Apr 25, 2004
Dewey's Special Class
Season 5Episode 1830 min

Dewey's Special Class

Malcolm tries to keep Dewey from scoring high on an IQ test so he doesn't end up with the Krelboyne's, but scheme backfires and Dewey is diagnosed as mentally disturbed.

May 2, 2004
Experiment
Season 5Episode 1930 min

Experiment

Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment, but can't remember how he did it.

May 2, 2004
Victor's Other Family
Season 5Episode 2030 min

Victor's Other Family

Lois drives to Canada to meet with her sister, Roberta, and her family; Ida vows to spend all her money to get Victor's pension; and a temporarily blinded Hal participates in a 5K race with Dewey.

May 9, 2004
Reese Joins The Army (Part 1)
Season 5Episode 2130 min

Reese Joins The Army (Part 1)

Reese joins the army after Malcolm causes his girlfriend to break up with him; and Hal is placed under house arrest when he refuses to cooperate with agents investigating his company.

May 16, 2004
Reese Joins The Army (Part 2)
Season 5Episode 2230 min

Reese Joins The Army (Part 2)

During a simulated battle, Reese's team of soldiers ends up getting captured because Reese has trained himself not to think; and in court, the evidence against Hal continues to mount.

May 23, 2004

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