My Mother the Car - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
Come Honk Your Horn
A lawyer is strangely attracted to a used car and discovers the vehicle is actually a reincarnation of his mother.
The De-Fenders
Dave worries that "Mother" will soon be the target of car strippers and takes great measures in protecting her.
What Makes Auntie Freeze
"Mom" becomes drunk from antifreeze, causing Dave and Barbara to miss a wedding.
Lassie, I Mean Mother, Come Home
When Dave neglects to set the brake after parking on a hill. Mother rolls into an open van that's bound for Mexico.
Burned at the Steak
Dave attempts to help a bickering couple resolve their problems. Soon after, they file for divorce.
I'm Through Being a Nice Guy
Capt. Manzini hires thieves to replace Mother with a counterfeit.
Lights, Camera, Mother
Dave agrees to use Mother in a brake commercial.
The Captain Manzini Grand Prix
Manzini challenges Dave to a race, with the winner claiming Mother.
TV or Not TV
Mother wins an appearance on a TV game show.
My Son, the Ventriloquist
Dave impresses a prospective client with ventriloquism.
My Son, the Judge
City council members visit to interview Dave for a judgeship.
And Leave the Drive-In to Us
For his mother's birthday, Dave decides to take the family to the drive-in, but the evening is mostly a disaster.
For Whom the Horn Honks
Manzini feigns illness to get Dave to sign Mother over to him.
Hey Lady, Your Slip Isn't Showing
Manzini plots to get Barbara to sign Mother over to him.
Many Happy No-Returns
Dave and Barbara enter their art projects in a charity Christmas auction.
Shine On, Shine On, Honeymoon
Dave and Barb decide to finally go on their honeymoon, but Barb's mother goes to ridiculous lengths to ensure they don't leave.
I Remember Mama, Why Can't You Remember Me?
A bump on the bumper gives Mother amnesia.
Goldporter
Captain Manzini uses a hypnotic drug on Dave to get him to agree to sell the Porter.
The Incredible Shrinking Car
Captain Manzini uses a molecular compressor on the Porter to render it toy size and useless to Dave.
I'd Rather Do It Myself, Mother
Dave hires a maid to help out with the housework, but she quickly takes charge of the house.
You Can't Get There from Here
The Crabtrees get stranded in the backwoods when the local sheriff discovers Dave's driver's license has expired.
A Riddler on the Roof
Dave and his mother try to thwart the assassination of a visiting dignitary.
My Son, the Criminal
A nosy mailman convinces officials that Dave killed his mother and buried her under the floor of the garage.
An Unreasonable Facsimile
Captain Manzini tries to steal the Porter away from the Crabtrees by hiring a Dave lookalike.
Over the Hill to the Junkyard
Numerous complications ensue when Barbara wins a new car in a supermarket drawing.
It Might as Well Be Spring as Not
Dave's wealthy new client loves the Porter, and offers his limo and chauffeur in exchange for it; Gladys, who's smitten with the client, wants her son to make the deal.
Absorba the Greek
A prudish building owner hires Dave to close down a nightclub he claims is indecent. Dave and Barbara go to check out the place and end up masquerading as exotic Greek dancers.
The Blabbermouth
Barbara catches Dave talking to the car and soon the news of the talking car is in the papers. Manzini then tries to convince the car to come away for fame and fortune.
When You Wish Upon a Car
Mother leads Cindy and Randy to believe that she's a genie who makes wishes come true when they rub her with a magic cloth. The Crabtree kids are soon charging other youngsters to rub and make a wish. Mother is basking in the attention, but Dave wants it to stop immediately.
Desperate Minutes
After returning home from a Bridge game, the arguing Crabtrees are held hostage by jewelry store robbers.
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