Napoleon Dynamite - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
Thundercone
After learning that his new acne cream makes him resistant to pain, Napoleon (Jon Heder) picks a fight with a bully at school. When the coach sees Napoleon's strength in action, he invites him to join a local underground fight club. Meanwhile, Kip (Aaron Ruell) begins dating Misty (Amy Poehler), a new girl he met online, but is he the bad boy she's been looking for.
Scantronica Love
When Professor Koontz (Jemaine Clement) uses a scantron machine to pair students romantically, Napoleon is matched with Tokiko, the Japanese exchange student (Lauren Tom), a disappointed Deb is paired with bully Don Moser (Jared Hess) and Pedro (Efren Ramirez) is happily paired with Don's girlfriend Summer Wheatley (Haylie Duff). Don's mother (Jennifer Coolidge) and sisters take Deb under their wings, which she reluctantly allows until she discovers they have ulterior motives.
Ligertown
Napoleon's life-long belief in the awesomeness and magic of ligers is shattered when he gets a job at a liger farm and learns that they may not be the magnificent beasts he has always imagined. Luckily, the sweetness of Deb helps to restore his faith.
Pedro vs. Deb
When sales for the school paper plummet and the school threatens to shut it down, Deb comes to the rescue with the promise of a great story that will save The Preston Bugle. She decides to do an interview with Pedro, the school president, and is thrilled when he grants her unlimited access. But Deb's article puts in him hot water with the townspeople, and even Napoleon's sweet dance moves can't save the day. Consequently, Napoleon, Deb and Pedro must come up with a more exciting local story that will take the focus off of Pedro and repair the damage to Pedro and Deb's friendship.
Bed Races
Uncle Rico and Napoleon team up to participate in the annual Preston, ID, bed races and prevent Grandma, a six-time champion, from winning again this year. During the race Uncle Rico persuades Napoleon to cheat in order to beat her and restore him to his former glory after losing the big high school football game years earlier. Following their win, Uncle Rico rejoices in his new found fame, Grandma is depressed and Napoleon is left with the dilemma of whether to tell Grandma the truth or let his uncle enjoy his new standing in the community.
FFA
The Future Farmers of America's state competition is coming up. But when Napoleon's partner drops out, he begs Pedro to be his teammate. Pedro reluctantly agrees and they set out to beat Napoleon's FFA rival, Filson (guest voice Rockwell), for a second year in a row. While at the event, Napoleon loses focus when the FFA Queen puts the moves on him. In the end, Pedro comes to the rescue.
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