Robot Chicken - Season 3

Season 3

Episodes

Werewolf vs. Unicorn
The zombie Robot Chicken staff gets back to work!

Squaw Bury Shortcake
The Myth Busters team tackles masturbation myths!

Rabbits on a Roller Coaster
Randy experiences cross-dressing and death in The Worst Halloween.

Tapping a Hero
Law & Order has never been chicken...until now.

Shoe
Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn!

Endless Breadsticks
Another Black Man in a Fat Suit movie.

Yancy the Yo-Yo Boy
The dinosaurs face their Armageddon. Barbie and a brat go head-to-head on MTVs Exposed. What happens on Tuesday when Wimpy has to pay for his burgers? Greatest American hero or greatest American nerd? Find out how infinite wealth has affected Richie Rich's teenage years.

More Blood, More Chocolate
An alien invasion isn't quite what it seems. Haunted houses are common, but not one with THIS kind of ghost! Can Bob the Builder take on the mafia? Probably. "Inside the Battlefield" revisits G.I. Joe's and Cobra's battle of the Weather Dominator, twenty years later.

Celebutard Mountain
Our PS3 Contest winner gets what's coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces Malebolgia with his one true skill - fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Cha-Chi the best he can in The Pursuit of Happy Days. Iron Man's feet become his greatest weakness. VH1's "Top 100 Final Episodes" features the end of Mork & Mindy, Love Boat and more.

Moesha Poppins
Move over House, it's your cousin, Condo! Empire Strikes Back's Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity's the main course! In the spirit of 300 comes 1776. Michael Moore uncovers whatever happened to the girls' toys of yesteryear.

Ban on the Fun
The Michelin Man helps out...with his life! Crystar, the Crystal Warrior, gets smoked! Thelma and Louise regret their suicidal ways. The Maytag Repairman's life REALLY sucks. The Laff-A-Lympics gang face their darkest games ever: Munich, 1972.

Losin' the Wobble
The Kool-Aid Man quenches some inconvenient thirsts. The mystery of why Enyclopedia Brown's parents aren't getting along. What new real will D&D's Venger conquer next? Wonder Woman reveal her revealing arch-enemy. Celebrities are drunk, but that's not why they go to rehab - they go to conquer the world! (Or something.)

Slaughterhouse on the Prairie
Never seek the help of She-Ra when she's in her period! Danny and the gang from Grease are building a new sex machine. The intensive Care Bears care more than their HMO will allow. The E.T. video game almost killed Atari and it's next target is you. Nobody in Smurf village ever expected the dam to break.

Robot Chicken's Half-Assed Christmas Special
Hermey the Elf sucks at being a dentist. All Sally wants is a love note, but not for Linus it's misery. A nerd is stuffed into a locker and into the magical and confusing land of Narnia.

Tubba-Bubba's Now Hubba-Hubba
Dracula fights back, 24 style! Superman picks the wrong pet sitter. Vehicle Voltron takes their sweet time, and the results aren't pretty. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Pac-Mantrix is; you have to see it for yourself. Kevin Shinick finally gets even with that bitch, and we don't mean Carmen Sandiego. Pinhead and the other Cenobites join the Girls Gone Wild franchise.

Boo Cocky
Conan tells us "What is Best in Life" with a song. The Nerds find out Revenge comes with a price. President Jenna Bush trades the Oil Crisis for the Corn Crisis. The "Saved By The Bell" kids meet Jigsaw from "Saw," and Screech will never be the same. The Borg track the Enterprise to its hiding place...Las Vegas' "Star Trek Experience".

Bionic Cow
Sylar gets a new power in a Heroes parody. Mr. Magoo gets Laser Eye Surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane's boobs. When Paris Hilton was stuck in prison, it was up to Nicole Richie to stage a "Prison Break."

Monstourage
Vic Mackey from "The Shield" switches places with the Fantastic Four's Thing and it's funny. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of "Don't Be Ridiculous". Fraggle Rock meets Watership Down when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.

President Evil
Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You've never seen a Vegas crime caper like "Ocean's Thirty-Eight." The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers, but they're not exactly watching the screen.

Chirlaxx
The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes Captain Texas! If only the Kryptonian's had watched Jor-El's Inconvenient Kryptonian Truth. Sir Mix-A-Lot knows what King Arthur needs! A Glo Worm saves the day when a blackout strikes. We dedicate the season to the staff we've lost....and killed.
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