Rules of Engagement - Season 5
Season 5
Episodes
Surro-gate
In the fifth-season opener, Jeff and Audrey are surprised by some news about their potential surrogate mother, Pam.
The Bank
Jeff tells Adam that he keeps a list of all the mistakes Audrey has made; Russell sends an inappropriate e-mail to a coworker Timmy is fond of.
Rug-of-War
Audrey gives her rug to Jenn and Adam, and Jeff is upset by the prospect of buying a new rug. So, he tells intimate stories involving the rug, hoping Jenn and Adam will want to give it back.
Handy Man
Audrey thinks she needs to shake things up in the bedroom; and Russell invites Timmy on a trip, hoping he'll keep his mind off of his flying phobia.
Play Ball
Audrey wants to quit her job when she realizes it makes her unhappy; and Allison tells Timmy that their relationship is moving too quickly.
Baked
Audrey starts her own cookie business after she gets bored with not having a job; and Timmy tries to fit in with the other guys.
Mannequin Head Ball
Jeff and Adam invent a game involving the heads of mannequins; and Russell and Timmy double-date.
Les-bro
Jeff and Audrey find a surrogate, and Russell's mother (Joan Collins) visits him.
The Big Picture
Russell moves in with Timmy when he's cut off from his trust fund; while Audrey helps Jeff make a good impression on his boss.
Fun Run
A sheepish Jeff asks coworkers to sponsor Audrey's 10K charity run after he's told them not to include him in office fund-raisers.
Refusing to Budget
Russell's utilities are cut off in his apartment, and Timmy gives him a lesson on budgeting. Meanwhile, Audrey becomes a mentor to someone who wants to learn the publishing business.
Little Bummer Boy
Russell takes Adam's idea for holiday gift-giving, surprising everyone in the office; and Audrey is determined to make people laugh at Jeff's holiday party.
The Home Stretch
Jeff is jealous when he learns that Audrey's home Pilates instructor is a man.
Uh-Oh It's Magic
Russell takes his date to see a performance by Criss Angel (who appears in a cameo), and Angel makes the woman disappear; and Audrey makes a mistake by telling Brenda's girlfriend that Brenda will be her surrogate.
Singing and Dancing
Timmy joins an A Cappella group, and tries to keep it a secret from Russell; Jeff and Audrey's new neighbor annoys them.
Jeff Day
Jeff creates "Jeff Day," a day when he gets his way, but his plan is foiled by the cleaning lady; and Adam can't figure out why his eye is twitching.
Zygote
Jeff, Audrey and Brenda go to a fertility specialist and discover a zygote; and Russell and Timmy go on a double date.
Anniversary Chicken
Jeff surprises Audrey by remembering their anniversary, but he's the one who's surprised; and Timmy acts as Russell's interpreter on a date.
The Set Up
Russell learns that Timmy has a sister, and he tries everything to impress her; and Audrey and Jeff set Liz up on a date.
Beating The System
Jeff and Audrey get the news that Brenda is pregnant; and Timmy becomes Adam and Jen's wedding planner.
The Jeff Photo
Jeff has an awakening when he sees an old photo of himself in an art gallery and decides to make changes in his life; and Russell isn't having a lot of luck with women.
Double Down
Jeff and Audrey panic when they get sonogram results and think they might be having twins; and Russell tries to impress a woman by throwing a citizenship party for Timmy.
The Power Couple
Audrey gets a raise, which makes Jeff feel threatened, since she now makes almost as much as he does; and Russell gets Timmy to find out why Liz likes another man.
The Last of the Red Hat Lovers
Russell thinks he's going on a cruise for "Red Hot" ladies, not realizing it's "Red Hat" ladies over the age of 50; Timmy mediates a dispute between Jeff and Audrey.
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