Samson en Gert - Season 3
Season 3
Episodes
Verbouwingen
Samson and Gert have been renovating the house and today their new neighbor Octaaf De Bolle is helping them to finish. His daughter Miranda foresees delicious chocolate mousse to celebrate.
Het cijferslot
Octaaf miljonair
Gert is sad because he has once again earned nothing out of his lottery expenses. Octaaf meanwhile discovers he has won the jackpot and immediately starts making plans.
De teletijdmachine
For his brat's school play, Octaaf asked Gert to help construct a 'time machine'. As Alberto seems to assume it could actually work, they and the mayor set him up to believe he has seen the future, 50 years ahead. That involves a lot of false beards, but they fail to put those away in time.
De ober
Gert needs one of his friends to serve as a waiter at the party of Marlène's ballet school. Because both Octaaf and Alberto want the job, Gert decides to organize some tests.
De rust
De fuif
Het waterfototoestel
De reuzemuis
Honolulu
Oog om oog
De speelgoedtelefoons
De roeiwedstrijd
Alberto joined a rowing team. As his next opponents have withdrawn themselves, Samson, Gert, Octaaf and the Mayor agree to replace them. Alberto is confident about his chances, until he notices they are taking their training seriously.
Octaaf Op TV
Het trapladdertje
Alberto clown
Alberto accidentally wets his clothes at Samson and Gert's house and temporary puts on a clown costume. This makes him look so funny that the mayor wants to hire him as a babysitter.
Muzikale pannenkoeken
Miranda, Alberto and the mayor ask Gert whether they can use his kitchen as a music rehearsal room. This is however a cover up to be able to make pancakes without having to share them.
Een beer in huis
Reclame voor bananen
Octaaf sets up a jungle decor at Samson and Gert's place, in order to film a commercial to sell bananas. Not being informed, the mayor gets very scared when entering the house.
Het verkeerslicht
After colleague Paaltjes' boasting about his town's modernity, for one in traffic infrastructure, the mayor is determined to make his own catch up. So Van Leemhuizen is instructed to buy and install on the town square second-hand traffic lights while the mayor calls Paaltjes to show them off.
De wondercomputer
De rommelmarkt
Babysit voor Miranda
Het parelsnoer
De kokosnoot
Samson and Gert have asked Octaaf to bring a coconut from the department store he works at. The friends however do not succeed to open it, until it accidentally falls of the basement stairs.
De geit
De radio
De wasserij
Samson and Gert's washing machine broke down, making Alberto decide to set up a biological laundry service. He however messes up the first piece of clothing, making his friends lose their enthusiasm.
De sloep
Alberto tied a knot in his handkerchief in order to remember something, but now he has not got a clue anymore on what that was. After a certain hint he suddenly thinks he forgot the mayor's birthday.
Het paard
De komst van de Sint
Het ballenbad
De tenniskampioen
Octaaf detective
Het hondenhok
Octaaf has made a doghouse for Samson, but he does not seem to really like it. Meanwhile Octaaf starts packing his bags to go on a camping trip, but he accidentally damages his tent.
De olifant
Warenhuis Gert
Octaaf vermist
Samson, Gert and their friends are playing hide and seek. They however fail to find Octaaf. After having searched for over an hour, they start to get worried and decide to go declare his disappearance.
Het kerstmenu
Kerstcadeau voor Marlène
De mechanische stier
Octaaf is looking forward to the yearly town fair, until he hears that the mayor has ordered to replace the mechanical bull by a duck fishing booth. Octaaf wants to prove this is a wrong decision.
Hotel Samson
Op de boerderij
Het spookhuis
Gert and Octaaf are scared when Alberto enters the house in a witch costume. Miranda laughs at them and says that she is afraid of nothing. The embarrassed men come up with a plan to check that.
Jaaroverzicht
Octaaf rockgitarist
Octaaf is asked to replace an ill local rock band member. He comes to practice his guitar skills at Samson and Gert's house, but when he turns out to make a lot of noise, they make him use headphones. While he locks himself away in the kitchen, his daughter Miranda arrives in urgent need of his help.
Mister Snor
Rookt de burgemeester pijp?
Samson and Gert are supporting the anti-smoking campaign of Octaaf's gymnastics club. When the Mayor shows up with a bad cough and smuggles a box of pipes into their kitchen for some private time, they suspect him to have become a smoker.
De dirigent
The mayor asks Alberto to replace the fanfare's ill conductor at tomorrow's musical contest. However something seems to have gone wrong, because not one single fanfare member shows up to practice.
De luchtballon
Gert bets that Octaaf and Alberto will not be able to fly using balloons only. He seems to be right, but the unthinkable happens when Alberto ties his balloons onto Samson's dog basket.
De lijfwacht
Alberto is looking forward to using the opera ticket his absent mother gave him for the evening, but panics after finding a mysterious warning him not to do so, without reason. Octaaf convinces him, despite Gert's objections, he may well be a kidnapping target, needing a bodyguard, like the hero in a trashy novel. Octaaf takes the part, but Alberto is frustrated that it also includes 'foretasting' nearly the whole portion, so he sneaks off to plunder the cellar.
Octaaf ballerina
Klus en co
Samson and Gert experience a power outage. When the help of Octaaf only seems to make things worse, Gert start to look for a real electrician to fix the problem. However no one seems to be available.
De drie biggetjes
The mayor has organized a play at Samson and Gert's house, with the three of them as well as Octaaf and Alberto participating. They totally mess up the act, making them fear the public's reaction.
Het tolhuisje
Due to the road works in Samson and Gert's street, the Mayor sets up a pedestrian detour right through their house. Octaaf, who is in need for money for his gymnastics club, uses the opportunity to charge toll.
Alberto terug naar school
Alberto receives a letter telling him he must go back to school. His friends want to help him prepare by acting as a teaching staff, but the hairdresser does not seem to be a model student.
De uitvinders
Alberto has got a Chemistry set from an uncle, who said it's fit to become a famous inventor. Forbidden to do clumsy experiments at home, he moves to Gert's, where Octaaf volunteers as assistant. They keep claiming inventor credit for existing things and methods.
Het ijsbad
Kegelen
De weesaap
Alberto and Octaaf spot a monkey in Samson and Gert's garden and eventually succeed in catching it. Everyone is amazed by the animal and the fact that Alberto takes very good care of it.
Sterke Joe
The village has planned two events on the same day, but something went wrong while pressing the posters. Alberto must now participate in a boxing match, instead of giving a singing performance.
Een kwis in het dorp
Samson wants to participate in a quiz, but Gert explains him the questions would be too difficult, making Samson think he is stupid. Alberto and Octaaf feel sorry and want to show the opposite.
Wie de ring past
Samson and Gert are helping Octaaf to repaint the department store's gum ball machine. The mayor wants to catch a toy, but he only gets rings. He leaves one behind, leading to a misapprehension.
Een vaas voor Claudine
De dorpskrant
The mayor announces a plan to launch a town newspaper. Everybody claims it should report about whatever they're in, but Alberto and Octaaf agree to become its reporter viz. press photographer. Unfortunately, while Gert interviews the mayor about his career achievements in minute detail, the tame village yields only 'stories' without any interest, so the duo decides to fake a robbery.
De basketsters
De tovermuts
Na het feest
Het nestkastje
Schat aan zee
Jacky Buffalo
De telefooncel
Gert has ordered a concrete-mixer to do some chores at home, but by mistake they deliver him a phone booth instead. Alberto spots an opportunity to earn some money with it.
Stefanie van boer Teun
Het zwembad
De oermens
The village is nominated to appear in a tourism magazine. While some editors are on their way to Samson and Gert's house, Miranda comes seeking historic photos for a school assignment. Octaaf decides to dress up and pose as various centuries-old figures.
Octaaf dierenarts
Klein duimpje
De dierentuin
The village will be visited by the women of some colleague-mayors, making the mayor desperate to find something impressive to show them. Gert brings the idea to set up a special animal farm.
De stilte
Het reisbureau
Octaaf is tired of his work in the department store and sets up a travel agency. When he learns about the expensive accommodations, he decides to rebuild a destination at Samson and Gert's house.
De schuifdeur
Het paasverhaal
Het speelhol
Het afwasbedrijf
The mayor asks everyone in town to come up with an activity to collect money for a good purpose. Samson and Gert are the first ones to do so, by setting up their own dish washing business.
Alberto verpleger
Inspired by a novel hero orderly, Alberto decodes to become just as irresistible to female by taking up nursing. Gert grudgingly accepts to pay patient once Alberto bluffs his way into borrowing hospital furniture. Gert decides to abuse the opportunity, cuing Octaaf, Samson and later the mayor to pretend being really sick. Lazy Alberto is run off his feet and gets reinforcements, but the bully pro nurse matron isn't to his romantic taste.
Trouwen
The mayor wants to film a marriage ceremony at the town hall and asks Gert and Miranda to play the couple. When Octaaf spots them, he immediately believes that Gert is really becoming his son-in-law.
De fotoplank
Octaaf zakkenroller
Goud op zolder
Het verkleedbal
Octaaf's gymnastics club is organizing a costumed ball. Octaaf promised Alberto a free ticket, but totally forgot to fix it. Meanwhile, Samson is unhappy because he will have to dress up as the big bad wolf.
De modeshow
The Mayor wants to switch his classic costume for a more modern work outfit. Alberto and Octaaf both have many alternatives in mind. Supported by Samson and Gert, they decide to organize a fashion show.
De enquête
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