Seinfeld - Season 7

Seinfeld - Season 7

Season 7

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Episodes24
DatesSep 21, 1995 - May 16, 1996
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Episodes

The Engagement
Season 7Episode 130 min

The Engagement

Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a dog that keeps barking. Meanwhile, George gets back together with Susan Ross, proposes to her, then begins to have seconds thoughts about it. Jerry breaks up with Melanie because of her peculiar eating habits and Kramer's solution to help Elaine includes Newman, a van and a case of dog-napping.

Sep 21, 1995
The Postponement
Season 7Episode 230 min

The Postponement

Feeling overwhelmed, George wants to postpone marrying Susan.

Sep 28, 1995
The Maestro
Season 7Episode 330 min

The Maestro

Elaine dates the conductor of an orchestra who insists everyone calls him "Maestro."

Oct 5, 1995
The Wink
Season 7Episode 430 min

The Wink

Jerry squirts grapefruit into George's eye at breakfast, and for the rest of the day George is misinterpreted because everyone thinks he is winking at them.

Oct 12, 1995
The Hot Tub
Season 7Episode 530 min

The Hot Tub

George picks up a bad habit from some visiting baseball officials. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't happen again. Kramer gets a hot tub from his friend Lomez, and Elaine has writer's block.

Oct 19, 1995
The Soup Nazi
Season 7Episode 630 min

The Soup Nazi

A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway.

Nov 2, 1995
The Secret Code
Season 7Episode 730 min

The Secret Code

George refuses to give anyone his secret code (BOSCO). Kramer buys a police scanner. Jerry does a series of ads for Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store. Elaine has dinner with J. Peterman but after she and Jerry bail on the dinner, George is stuck to dine with Peterman. George spills his secret code to Peterman's dying mother and gets in trouble for it.

Nov 9, 1995
The Pool Guy
Season 7Episode 830 min

The Pool Guy

Jerry has a hard time telling the pool guy at his new health club that there isn't room for a 5th member of the group. George's worlds collide when Elaine starts hanging out with Susan. Kramer discovers that his phone number is one digit off from that of a popular movie-finding service and offers help to those that mistakenly call his number.

Nov 16, 1995
The Sponge
Season 7Episode 930 min

The Sponge

After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.

Dec 7, 1995
The Gum
Season 7Episode 1030 min

The Gum

Lloyd Braun comes back from the insane asylum. Kramer takes him under his wing and convinces Jerry to buy gum from him and wear glasses that don't belong to him to prove that Lloyd isn't crazy. George tries to prove to his old neighbor Deena that he isn't crazy after a cashier short changes him.

Dec 14, 1995
The Rye
Season 7Episode 1130 min

The Rye

After George's parents take back the bread they gifted to Susan's parents, George makes Jerry find another loaf and tries to appease Susan's parents by taking them on Kramer's Manhattan horse tours, to disastrous consequences.

Jan 4, 1996
The Caddy
Season 7Episode 1230 min

The Caddy

Elaine's former acquaintance Sue Ellen Mischkie returns and angers Elaine by not wearing a bra, in response Elaine buys her a bra for her birthday.  George locks his keys in his car and leaves it in the Yankee parking lot leading Steinbrenner to believe George is putting in late hours.  

Jan 25, 1996
The Seven
Season 7Episode 1330 min

The Seven

George meets Susan's cousins. The wife is expecting a baby and they are having a hard time agreeing on the name. George reveals that he wants to name his kid Seven after Mickey Mantle. The cousins like the idea of naming their kid Seven, but nobody else does. Elaine buys an antique bicycle and hurts her neck in the process. Kramer fixes her neck and wants the bicycle in exchange for payment. Jerry's new girlfriend wears the same dress every single day.

Feb 1, 1996
The Cadillac (1)
Season 7Episode 1430 min

The Cadillac (1)

In this hour-long episode, Jerry decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo board of directors. Meanwhile, thanks to Elaine, George can score a date with "My Cousin Vinny" star Marisa Tomei but Elaine objects because of George's engagement with Susan. Kramer turns the tables on the cable company when they want to disconnect his service.

Feb 8, 1996
The Cadillac (2)
Season 7Episode 1530 min

The Cadillac (2)

In this hour-long episode, Jerry decides to buy his father a Cadillac. Unfortunately, doing so puts Morty in the hot seat with the condo board of directors. Meanwhile, thanks to Elaine, George can score a date with "My Cousin Vinny" star Marisa Tomei but Elaine objects because of George's engagement with Susan. Kramer turns the tables on the cable company when they want to disconnect his service.

Feb 8, 1996
The Shower Head
Season 7Episode 1630 min

The Shower Head

Peterman wants Elaine to go to Africa, but when Elaine tests positive for Opium in her physical, that means no dice. George tries to convince his parents to move to Florida so that he finally gets his "buffer zone", but they have problems with Jerry's parents. Kramer and Newman scheme to buy black market shower heads when the building switches to low-flow ones.

Feb 15, 1996
The Doll
Season 7Episode 1730 min

The Doll

George freaks out when he discovers that Susan has a doll that looks exactly like his mother. Jerry decides to use that as a bit on the Charles Grodin show when his prop gets destroyed in his carry-on luggage, but fellow comedian Sally Weaver screws up his bit by bringing him the wrong doll.

Feb 22, 1996
The Friars Club
Season 7Episode 1830 min

The Friars Club

Jerry has a hard time getting membership in the Friar's Club when the Flying Santos Brothers take his jacket during a show. Meanwhile, Elaine suspects that a new co-worker (Rob Schnieder) is faking a hearing disorder to get out of doing work.

Mar 7, 1996
The Wig Master
Season 7Episode 1930 min

The Wig Master

Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him.

Apr 4, 1996
The Calzone
Season 7Episode 2030 min

The Calzone

George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets banned from the restaurant when he's accused of stealing from the tip jar. He then asks Kramer to pick up the calzones, but Kramer gets kicked out when he tries to pay with pennies. George's last resort in getting the calzones is Newman who wants a cut of every delivery. Meanwhile, Kramer will only wear clothing if it's straight from the dryer.

Apr 25, 1996
The Bottle Deposit (1)
Season 7Episode 2130 min

The Bottle Deposit (1)

A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work on a mysterious assignment. Kramer and Newman run a recycling scam.

May 2, 1996
The Bottle Deposit (2)
Season 7Episode 2230 min

The Bottle Deposit (2)

A garage mechanic steals Jerry's car. Elaine tries to win J. Peterman JFK's presidential golf clubs at an auction. George is asked to work on a mysterious assignment. Kramer and Newman run a recycling scam.

May 2, 1996
The Wait Out
Season 7Episode 2330 min

The Wait Out

A comment from George ends up causing a married couple to get divorced and Jerry and Elaine to date the soon-to-be exes. Kramer tries wearing jeans.

May 9, 1996
The Invitations
Season 7Episode 2430 min

The Invitations

It's finally time for George and Susan's wedding. George doesn't think he can go through with the wedding. But when Susan puts George in charge of the wedding invitations, George gets the cheapest ones in the lot, knowing that the glue for the envelopes is cheap. Unfortunately for Susan, the glue is also toxic and licking the envelopes has fatal consequences. Meanwhile, Jerry courts a woman just like him named Janeanne Steinberg and holds up his end of George's "pact".

May 16, 1996

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