South Park - Season 3

South Park - Season 3

Season 3

Return to everyone’s favorite mountain town for seventeen outrageously bizarre episodes of South Park. Along the way, you’ll meet the Succubus, get caught up in the Chinpokomon frenzy and find out why citizens are spontaneously combusting.
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Episodes17
DatesApr 7, 1999 - Jan 12, 2000
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Episodes

Rainforest Schmainforest
Season 3Episode 130 min

Rainforest Schmainforest

The boys accompany a teacher and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography.

Apr 7, 1999
Spontaneous Combustion
Season 3Episode 230 min

Spontaneous Combustion

Residents start to spontaneously combust, prompting Stan's geologist father to investigate.

Apr 14, 1999
The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)
Season 3Episode 330 min

The Succubus (a.k.a. Chef's Mama)

Chef gets a visit from his mother when the boys feel his bride-to-be has taken their place in his heart.

Apr 21, 1999
Jakovasaurs
Season 3Episode 430 min

Jakovasaurs

The boys discover two nearly extinct animals while camping on the banks of Stark's Pond.

Jun 16, 1999
Tweek vs. Craig
Season 3Episode 530 min

Tweek vs. Craig

The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig.

Jun 23, 1999
Sexual Harassment Panda
Season 3Episode 630 min

Sexual Harassment Panda

Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

Jul 7, 1999
Cat Orgy
Season 3Episode 730 min

Cat Orgy

Shelly baby-sits Cartman.

Jul 14, 1999
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
Season 3Episode 830 min

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

A meteor shower hits town, and Stan's sister Shelly babysits Cartman while Mrs. Cartman goes to a "meteor party."

Jul 21, 1999
Jewbilee
Season 3Episode 930 min

Jewbilee

Kyle and Ike go on a camping trip while South Park residents wait for a meteor shower to begin.

Jul 28, 1999
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

On Halloween, the boys are plagued by fifth graders and the town is overrun by pirate ghosts. Music group Korn assists, and sings "Falling Away from Me."

Oct 27, 1999
Chinpokomon
Season 3Episode 1130 min

Chinpokomon

Adults try to counter when the town's children become obsessed with a fad from Japan, whose government reveals their master plan behind the craze.

Nov 3, 1999
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Season 3Episode 1230 min

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Kyle tries to teach his new rival about love; the boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee; and Cartman's mom agrees to teach him at home.

Nov 10, 1999
Starvin' Marvin in Space!
Season 3Episode 1330 min

Starvin' Marvin in Space!

Starvin Marvin returns in a stolen U.S. spaceship, and enlists the boys to help feed his Ethiopian village. The CIA is among their pursuers.

Nov 17, 1999
The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)
Season 3Episode 1430 min

The Red Badge of Gayness (a.k.a. War)

The town holds its annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and Cartman suits up for the Confederacy with visions of glory.

Nov 24, 1999
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Season 3Episode 1530 min

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Mr. Hankey and South Park citizens celebrate the holidays with musical numbers from his Christmas Classics Album.

Dec 1, 1999
Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
Season 3Episode 1630 min

Are You There God, It's Me Jesus

"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" purports to "answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about."

Dec 29, 1999
Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)
Season 3Episode 1730 min

Worldwide Recorder Concert (a.k.a. The Brown Noise)

The boys and their class travel to the first "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison confronts the demons of his childhood while visiting his parents.

Jan 12, 2000

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