South Park - Season 7

South Park - Season 7

Season 7

Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they go gaga for “Queer Eye,” start their own Christian Rock Band, and discover that Earth is an intergalactic reality show that's about to be cancelled. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!
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Episodes15
DatesMar 19, 2003 - Dec 17, 2003
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Episodes

Cancelled
Season 7Episode 130 min

Cancelled

The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be canceled by intergalactic media moguls.

Mar 19, 2003
Krazy Kripples
Season 7Episode 230 min

Krazy Kripples

The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.

Mar 26, 2003
Toilet Paper
Season 7Episode 330 min

Toilet Paper

The boys are under investigation for covering their teacher's house with toilet paper.

Apr 2, 2003
I'm a Little Bit Country
Season 7Episode 430 min

I'm a Little Bit Country

The foul-mouthed youngsters return for a seventh season.

Apr 9, 2003
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Season 7Episode 530 min

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck come to town.

Apr 16, 2003
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Season 7Episode 630 min

Lil' Crime Stoppers

The guys start their own detective agency.

Apr 23, 2003
Red Man's Greed
Season 7Episode 730 min

Red Man's Greed

The boys try to save the town from developers.

Apr 30, 2003
South Park is Gay!
Season 7Episode 830 min

South Park is Gay!

The whole town suddenly discovers it's all the rage to be gay.

Oct 22, 2003
Christian Rock Hard
Season 7Episode 930 min

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman puts together a band; Stan, Kyle and Kenny get into trouble for downloading music from the Internet.

Oct 29, 2003
Grey Dawn
Season 7Episode 1030 min

Grey Dawn

The boys try to have South Park's senior citizens stripped of their driver's licenses after they go on a dangerous rampage.

Nov 5, 2003
Casa Bonita
Season 7Episode 1130 min

Casa Bonita

Cartman seeks revenge for not being invited to Kyle's birthday outing.

Nov 12, 2003
All About the Mormons?
Season 7Episode 1230 min

All About the Mormons?

Mormon neighbors move into town, causing the citizens of South Park to become Mormons themselves.

Nov 19, 2003
Butt Out
Season 7Episode 1330 min

Butt Out

The guys rebel after an anti-smoking campaign begins at their school.

Dec 3, 2003
Raisins
Season 7Episode 1430 min

Raisins

When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out.

Dec 10, 2003
It's Christmas in Canada
Season 7Episode 1530 min

It's Christmas in Canada

Ike's Canadian birth parents come back to claim him, prompting the residents of South Park to collect money to get him back.

Dec 17, 2003

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