South Park - Season 9
Season 9
Episodes
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
In the season 9 premiere, Mr. Garrison looks to become a woman, and Kyle works in improving his basketball skills.
Die Hippie, Die
Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town.
Wing
Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.
Best Friends Forever
Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.
The Losing Edge
The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak.
The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters believes he can talk to the dead.
Erection Day
Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.
Marjorine
The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.
Follow That Egg
Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.
Ginger Kids
Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of "gingervitus," Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination.
Trapped in the Closet
Religious leaders think Stan is the "Golden Child," prompting believers to camp in front of his house.
Free Willzyx
Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.
Bloody Mary
After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem.
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