The Facts of Life - Season 9
Season 9
Episodes
Down and Out in Malibu (1)
Jo, homeless and unemployed in California, fortuitously meets up with "Night Court" co-star Richard Moll.
Down and Out in Malibu (2)
Upon his return home, actor Richard Moll finds a group of "trespassers" and has them arrested.
Rumor Has It
Blair decides to quit law school after a rumor circulates about her and a womanizing professor.
Before the Fall
Natalie goes under cover as an ROTC cadet to get a news story.
Sweet Charity
Social worker Jo raises funds to save her new job.
Up from Down Under
A visitor claims to be a new exchange student from Australia.
The More the Marrier
Tootie forces Jeff to decide about their future.
A Rose by Any Other Age
Blair is stunned when her law school study partner falls for Beverly Ann.
Adventures in Baileysitting
Blair learns a lesson about motherhood when she agrees to baby-sit her little sister.
It's a Wonderful Christmas
Stricken with the holiday blues, Beverly Ann has her own "It's a Wonderful Life" experience.
Golden Oldies
It is 40 years into the future and the girls are back together in the same house.
A Thousand Frowns
Jo introduces Andy to a man from the shelter.
Something in Common
Jo's father takes an immediate dislike to his daughter's irresponsible boyfriend.
Peekskill Law
Blair's first assignment as a law clerk involves her in a scandalous murder trial.
A House Divided
Natalie and Tootie's dinner party doesn't go well when their dates don't get along.
The First Time
Natalie and Snake plan to mark the anniversary of their first year together with an intimate encounter.
Let's Face the Music
The girls visit a famed beauty salon for make-overs, but their transformations aren't quite what they expected.
Less Than Perfect
A scar received in a car accident mars Blair's personality as well as her face.
Till Marriage Do Us Part
Jo and Blair both receive interesting, if unexpected, proposals from their boyfriends.
Present Imperfect
Tootie is afraid she may lose Jeff when a gift from his grandmother ends up in the blender.
On the Edge
A co-worker of Jo's suffers career burnout and threatens to commit suicide.
Big Apple Blues
A weekend trip to New York sets Natalie on a new life course. A failed backdoor pilot for a spinoff series for Natalie.
The Beginning of the End
Blair puts up her grandmother's trust fund to save Eastland School from bankruptcy.
The Beginning of the Beginning
In the series finale, Blair becomes headmistress of Eastland School. A planned spinoff with Blair in the lead at Eastland never happened.
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