The Simpsons - Season 34
Season 34
Episodes
Habeas Tortoise
After Homer humiliates himself in a town meeting, he looks for acceptance in an internet group hunting for a missing tortoise but finds something much more sinister.
One Angry Lisa
Lisa gets called for jury duty while Marge becomes obsessed with her exercise bike.
Lisa the Boy Scout
When the Boy Explorers become co-ed, Bart and Lisa vow to "out scout" each other at the annual jamboree.
The King of Nice
Marge is hired as a segment producer on Krusty's new daytime talk show. But her initial excitement about the job fades when she discovers what an endless nightmare it is.
Treehouse of Horror Presents Not It
In this "Treehouse of Horror" Halloween episode.. Homer and his teenaged friends are pursued by a killer clown in a spoof of Stephen King's novel "It".
Treehouse of Horror XXXIII
In a book-themed trilogy, Marge's resentment takes monstrous form, Lisa tries to save the planet through murder and Homer learns he's not the man he thought he was.
From Beer to Paternity
Homer teaches Duffman on how to be a better father.
Step Brother from the Same Planet
Homer has a rival in Grampa's love in a "Step Brothers" scenario.
When Nelson Met Lisa
A future tale of the will-they-won't-they-I-guess-they-won't-maybe-they-will of Springfield's most unlikely couple.
Game Done Changed
When Bart discovers a profitable glitch in an online game, he ropes Principal Skinner into his lucrative criminal enterprise. Meanwhile Marge and Maggie discover paradise.
Top Goon
When Coach Moe recruits the world's greatest brawlers to teach Nelson the art of hockey goonery, Simpsons fans are enraged by a second hockey episode in 35 years.
My Life as a Vlog
Through a series of YouTube recommended videos, the story of the rise and fall of The Simpson Family Vlog is revealed.
The Many Saints of Springfield
Flanders goes to work for Fat Tony.
Carl Carlson Rides Again
When Carl is smitten by a beautiful black woman, he looks into the roots of his own identity by discovering the origins of a mysterious rodeo buckle.
Bartless
When Bart's latest prank leads to chaos at Springfield Elementary, Marge and Homer dream of a world in which their rambunctious son was never a Simpson.
Hostile Kirk Place
By fanning the flames of hate and division instead of embracing historical fact, nobody Kirk Van Houten rises from obscurity to become arbiter of Springfield Elementary's curriculum--leading to a fascist, dystopian future where Kirk is Springfield's dictator.
Pin Gal
A mysterious figure from Marge's past returns to coach her for a bowling tournament.
Fan-ily Feud
Homer publicly disparages a pop singer and faces the ire of her vindictive and highly organized fan army.
Write Off This Episode
When Marge and Lisa start a charity together, Marge is seduced by the money and prestige of Big Charity fundraising
The Very Hungry Caterpillars
When a plague of insects shuts down Springfield, the Simpsons face their greatest challenge yet.. spending time in lockdown with each other.
Clown V. Board of Education
Krusty opens a school for clowning, and it becomes the most successful thing he's ever done.
Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
Time stands still after Homer crashes his car and flies through the windshield. As his life flashes before his eyes, a magical friend helps Homer learn the secret truth about his marriage.
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