The Soup - Season 5

The Soup - Season 5

Season 5

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DatesJan 4, 2008 - Dec 19, 2008
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Episodes

The Soup Clipdown '07 (2)
Season 5Episode 130 min

The Soup Clipdown '07 (2)

The Top 20 clips of 2007 from the worst of TV entertainment.
Jan 4, 2008
Episode 502
Season 5Episode 230 min

Episode 502

This week Joel talks about Britney's highly publicized breakdown, raccoons, the new American Gladiator cast, "pop off," and the People's Choice Awards. The "Clip of the Week" was Chris Crocker's new music video.
Jan 11, 2008
Episode 503
Season 5Episode 330 min

Episode 503

This week Joel talks about the Philadelphia tryouts on American Idol, Britney's new accent, Cloverfield, and Eddie Murphy's two week marriage. The "Clip of the Week" came from a Latin practical joke show called Infarto.
Jan 18, 2008
Episode 504
Season 5Episode 430 min

Episode 504

This week Joel talks about the Presidential candidates, the American Idol tryouts in San Diego, the new Rambo movie, lollipops, fatherly advice from Snoop Dogg, and Dutch Ovens. The "Clip of the Week" is from The Bad Girls Club, when someone breaks Tanisha's "clayboy" and she goes on a pot banging rampage.
Jan 25, 2008
Episode 505
Season 5Episode 530 min

Episode 505

This week Joel talks about the Omaha and Miami tryouts on American Idol, the S.A.G. awards, Eli Manning and Tom Brady, bird infestations, and Tanisha's pot banging rampage. The "Clip of the Week" is of Debbie Matenopoulos on the red carpet for the Screen Actors Guild awards.
Feb 1, 2008
Episode 506
Season 5Episode 630 min

Episode 506

This week Joel talks about the Atlanta tryouts of American Idol, truck pulling, Kinoki footpads, Barack Obama's grandmother, and helpful tips from an American gladiator. The "Clip of the Week" is from the reality show Ocean Force, when a teenager nearly pukes on an officer.
Feb 8, 2008
Episode 507
Season 5Episode 730 min

Episode 507

This week Joel talks about the new season of Flavor of Love, Siegfried and Roy's reunion, the Anorexic Twins, Denise Richards new show, and hot pockets. The "Clip of the Week" is Natalie Portman complimenting Scarlett Johansson on The Today Show.
Feb 15, 2008
Episode 508
Season 5Episode 830 min

Episode 508

This week Joel talks about Bindi Irwin, the new Knight Rider movie, Lindsay's photo shoot, glam-cams, and Paris' 27th birthday. The "Clip of the Week" was Oprah Winfrey counting orgasms.
Feb 22, 2008
Episode 509
Season 5Episode 930 min

Episode 509

This week Joel talked about Gary Busey on the Red Carpet, Hotbox of Carters, The Moment of Truth going too far, cat flossing, and limbo beach parties. The "Clip of the Week" was from The Today Show's interview with two lottery winners of $270 million.
Feb 29, 2008
Episode 510
Season 5Episode 1030 min

Episode 510

This week Joel talks about sassy idol contestants, Brett Farve, the Anna Nichole motion picture, virgin toothbrushes, meatballs, and a special visit from a bad girl. The "Clip of the Week" was a news story about a supposed Lizard Man attacking a car.
Mar 7, 2008
Episode 511
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Episode 511

This week Joel talks about his new child, the Eliot Spitzer craze, babies who can read, the new American Idol set, and the sequel to 10,000 BC. The "Clip of the Week" was of Maria Menounos on Bizarre Foods eating bugs.
Mar 14, 2008
Episode 513
Season 5Episode 1330 min

Episode 513

This week Joel talks about the return of Dancing with the Stars, Spider-man underwear, honk-ey crackers, boob groping, and over-the-top figure skating. The "Clip of the Week" was a news segment about two civilians fighting crime dressed as super heroes.
Mar 21, 2008
Episode 515
Season 5Episode 1530 min

Episode 515

This week Joel talks about the return of The Hills and CSI: Miami, blazed up Idols, Danny Bonaduce's new show, spreadsheets, and attempted spray tan murders. The "Clip of the Week" was from a competition on That's Amoré!
Mar 28, 2008
Episode 517
Season 5Episode 1730 min

Episode 517

This week Joel talks about the return of Hell's Kitchen, a sick April Fool's prank, Beaverquest, getting "Rick Rolled," and massive instability. The "Clip of the Week" was of Willard Scott sounding crazy.
Apr 4, 2008
Episode 519
Season 5Episode 1930 min

Episode 519

This week Joel talks about the Idol Gives Back special, who to support on Dancing with the Stars, sound effects, and pestilence carrying commoners. The "Clip of the Week" was from the finale of That's Amoré! and who Domenico choices.
Apr 11, 2008
Episode 520
Season 5Episode 2030 min

Episode 520

This week Joel talks about the Rock of Love 2 finale, lollipops, masturbating, Kellie Pickler's acceptance speech, and 10 inch dutch ovens. The "Clip of the Week" came from Miss Rap Supreme, where the magic mirror gave the contestants their challenge.
Apr 18, 2008
Episode 521
Season 5Episode 2130 min

Episode 521

This week Joel talks about Andrew Lloyd Weber, watching nothing but The Hills (Super Hills Me), giving a lot of "percents," Talk Soup, and catatonic Mexican women. The "Clip of the Week" came from the season finale of Your Mama Don't Dance.
Apr 25, 2008
Episode 522
Season 5Episode 2230 min

Episode 522

This week Joel talks about confusion on American Idol, racist baby names, reach-arounds, Andrew Zimmern's favourite food group, and symbolism. The "Clip of the Week" came from a news story about a baby bear falling asleep.
May 2, 2008
Episode 523
Season 5Episode 2330 min

Episode 523

This week Joel talks about nachos and purple pandas, "A Decade in Barbara," cougars, cellulite, and the Rock the Cradle finale. The "Clip of the Week" was of CeeDub from Dutch Oven telling a story about hot mustard sausage.
May 9, 2008
Episode 524
Season 5Episode 2430 min

Episode 524

This week Joel talks about the season finale of The Bachelor, cellulite, Hell's Kitchen in Hell, dog grooming reality shows, and Aztec dinosaurs. The "Clip of the Week" was of a she-male giving birth on Passions.
May 16, 2008
Episode 525
Season 5Episode 2530 min

Episode 525

This week Joel talks about the winners of American Idol and Dancing with the Stars, gay marriages, cutting the beef, slut comfort beds, and special effects on Dutch Oven. The "Clip of the Week" was of Maria Menounos with a group of Gossip Girl fans.
May 23, 2008
Episode 526
Season 5Episode 2630 min

Episode 526

This week Joel talks about slutty jockeys, sea lion aerobics, the Denise Richards school of language, and the return of The Moment of Truth. The "Clip of the Week" was a two-parter of Sharon Stone talking about karma, followed by her comments at an AIDS benefit.
May 30, 2008
Episode 527
Season 5Episode 2730 min

Episode 527

This week Joel talks about raining bears, the return of The Mole, jazz hands, the Paris Hilton of dog grooming, and has a sit down with Clay Aiken. The "Clip of the Week" was the spelling of the word "numnah" from the National Spelling Bee.
Jun 6, 2008
Episode 528
Season 5Episode 2830 min

Episode 528

This week Joel talks about Bravo's A-List Awards, vaccinations, the M. Night Shyamalan Twist Ending Generator, future stripper names, and integrity. The "Clip of the Week" was of a Headline News story about the new bird-poop facial craze.
Jun 13, 2008
Episode 529
Season 5Episode 2930 min

Episode 529

This week Joel talks about Entertainment News Romania, a lack of hugs on Legally Blonde The Musical, coffee incidents, stunt legs, and has a flurry of special guests. The "Clip of the Week" was from the Good Morning America segment "Wiener Wars," presented by a man named Harry Balzer.
Jun 20, 2008
Episode 532
Season 5Episode 3230 min

Episode 532

This week Joel talks about wipeouts on Wipeout, Oprah's bunion, dancing bears, the Groomer Has It finale, and creepy assistants. The "Clip of the Week" was from the season finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.
Jul 4, 2008
Episode 534
Season 5Episode 3430 min

Episode 534

This week Joel talks about fantasy adultery leagues, the season finale of The Bachelorette, Ringo Starr's birthday, the new iPhone 3G, and interviews Nicole Kidman. The "Clip of the Week" was of the Superior Livestock Auction on the RFD TV network.
Jul 11, 2008
Episode 536
Season 5Episode 3630 min

Episode 536

This week Joel talks about celebrity family news, the return of Big Brother, rabbit envelope openers, accidents, and his appearance on The Today Show. The "Clip of the Week" came from I Love Money, where a contestant was surprised at how "Mexican" Mexico was.
Jul 18, 2008
Episode 538
Season 5Episode 3830 min

Episode 538

This week Joel talks about the Christian Bale accusations, a new crime-drama "Hollywood Justice," the winner of Legally Blonde The Musical, Douchebag Magazine, and has a flurry of guest stars. The "Clip of the Week" came from the MTV3 show Bust-A-Ritmo.
Jul 25, 2008
Episode 539
Season 5Episode 3930 min

Episode 539

This week Joel talks about Madonna's face, bazookas, Oliver Stone's new movie about George W. Bush, Flipping Out, and of course.. Shark Week. The "Clip of the Week" came from Countdown with Keith Olbermann, where Keith showed the clip of his appearance from the previous episode of The Soup.
Aug 1, 2008
Episode 540
Season 5Episode 4030 min

Episode 540

This week Joel talks about the Teen Choice Awards, professional bowler Sticky Fingers McDougal, lesbian shaming, and his ongoing duel with Keith Olbermann. The "Clip of the Week" came from Live with Regis and Kelly, where Anderson Cooper talked about the E! show Living Lohan.
Aug 8, 2008
Episode 541
Season 5Episode 4130 min

Episode 541

This week Joel talks about the Olympics, cats eating spaghetti, the final episode of Passions, rectal swabs, and has a visit from the Last Comic Standing. The "Clip of the Week" was of a dancing hot dog on The American Mall, a MTV made-for-TV movie.
Aug 15, 2008
Episode 542
Season 5Episode 4230 min

Episode 542

Aug 29, 2008
Episode 543
Season 5Episode 4330 min

Episode 543

Sep 5, 2008
Episode 544
Season 5Episode 4430 min

Episode 544

Sep 12, 2008
Episode 545
Season 5Episode 4530 min

Episode 545

Sep 19, 2008
Episode 546
Season 5Episode 4630 min

Episode 546

Sep 26, 2008
Episode 547
Season 5Episode 4730 min

Episode 547

Oct 3, 2008
Episode 548
Season 5Episode 4830 min

Episode 548

Oct 10, 2008
Episode 549
Season 5Episode 4930 min

Episode 549

Oct 17, 2008
Episode 550
Season 5Episode 5030 min

Episode 550

Oct 24, 2008
Episode 551
Season 5Episode 5130 min

Episode 551

Oct 31, 2008
Episode 552
Season 5Episode 5230 min

Episode 552

Nov 7, 2008
Episode 554
Season 5Episode 5430 min

Episode 554

Nov 14, 2008
Episode 555
Season 5Episode 5530 min

Episode 555

Nov 21, 2008
Episode 557
Season 5Episode 5730 min

Episode 557

Nov 28, 2008
Episode 558
Season 5Episode 5830 min

Episode 558

Dec 5, 2008
Episode 560
Season 5Episode 6030 min

Episode 560

Dec 12, 2008
The Soup Clipdown '08 (1)
Season 5Episode 6130 min

The Soup Clipdown '08 (1)

Dec 19, 2008

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