Time Squad - Season 1

Time Squad - Season 1

Season 1

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DatesJuni 8, 2001 - März 29, 2002
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Episodes

Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake
Season 1Episode 130 min

Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake

The story follows a light-bulb-head orphan, named Otto Osworth, who is under the watchful eye of the nasty nun of the School for Wayward Tots, named Sister Thornly, who treats him badly for reading history books. Otto soon finds his ticket out of the orphanage, by using his knowledge of history to talk time cop Buck Tuddrussel and his robot Larry into abducting him. He is suddenly zapped to the satellite and to Eli Whitney's time where they must convince him to invent the cotton gin, not the flesh-eating robot.
Juni 8, 2001
Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse
Season 1Episode 230 min

Never Look a Trojan in the Gift Horse

Tuddrussel is showing Otto some outrageous souvenirs from the past when they get a mission to the time of the Trojan War, where the Greeks sneaked a giant, wooden horse into Troy's kingdom, filling it with solders to attack when the horse is opened, to win the war. Instead, they're filling it with candy for the king of Troy's birthday!
Juni 8, 2001
Napoleon the Conquered
Season 1Episode 330 min

Napoleon the Conquered

It's a mission to Napoleon, the conqueror. Tuddrussel upsets him, and they almost get their heads cut off. (When it comes to Larry, the word "almost" just doesn't fit!) Suddenly his wife comes along and drags him home! Can Time Squad help him get away to conquer again, away from his husband-conquering wife?
Juni 15, 2001
Confucius Say... Way Too Much
Season 1Episode 430 min

Confucius Say... Way Too Much

Confucius was famous for coming up with short phrases. "Short phrases?" any one of the three Time Squad members might say. "You've got to be kidding!" And it's true! He's making his stories way too long! But will Tuddrussel's beating him up help?
Juni 15, 2001
The Island of Doctor Freud
Season 1Episode 530 min

The Island of Doctor Freud

The Time Squad must go back to the year 1899 to convince Sigmund Freud to stop hypnotizing his patients and making them act like animals (done by someone else).
Juni 22, 2001
Daddio Da Vinci
Season 1Episode 630 min

Daddio Da Vinci

Then, they meet up with famous artist and sculptor Leonardo Da Vinci. They have to find some way to encourage him to create great art.
Juni 22, 2001
To Hail with Caesar
Season 1Episode 730 min

To Hail with Caesar

After a problem with Tuddrussel messing with the controls, Time Squad travels to the year 46 BC to improve upon the flimsy city of Rome for Julius Caesar. But by the time the mission's complete, Tuddrussel doesn't want to leave! The Romans don't want him to leave ether. And Larry is forced by program to stay! It's up to Otto to train out-of-shape Caesar to beat Tuddrussel in combat to get everyone to snap out of their foolishness.
Juni 29, 2001
Robin' and Stealin' with Mr. Hood
Season 1Episode 830 min

Robin' and Stealin' with Mr. Hood

After chaos from Otto and Tuddrussel in the gulf dome, Time Squad visits Robin Hood, who is stealing from the poor and giving to the rich, instead of the vice versa action he's supposed to do!
Juni 29, 2001
Dishonest Abe
Season 1Episode 930 min

Dishonest Abe

"Honest Abe" Lincoln grows tired of being upstanding when he starts getting ridiculed for it. When he finally snaps and becomes the prank-pulling "Dishonest Abe", it's up to Time Squad to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Juli 6, 2001
Blackbeard, Warm Heart
Season 1Episode 1030 min

Blackbeard, Warm Heart

Time Squad goes back to the Age of Pirates, where Edward Teach (AKA Blackbeard) is more concerned about saving the environment than looting and pillaging, much to the chagrin of his crew.
Juli 6, 2001
Ludwig van Bone-Crusher
Season 1Episode 1130 min

Ludwig van Bone-Crusher

During a musical argument between Larry and Tuddrussel, Time Squad gets sent to the time of the great musician Ludwig van Beethoven. Now they have to get the message across to him, "No more pro wrestling!"
Juli 13, 2001
Tea Time for Time Squad
Season 1Episode 1230 min

Tea Time for Time Squad

After being upset with grumpy Tuddrussel, Larry is delighted to discover that instead of dumping tea into the Boston Harbor, the Sons of Liberty are having civilized tea parties. Tuddrussel and Otto have to convince them into dumping the overtaxed colonial beverage, for the sake of all America!
Juli 13, 2001
If It's Wright, It's Wrong
Season 1Episode 1330 min

If It's Wright, It's Wrong

As an aftermath to Larry showing Otto their awful bloopers from their missions before he came, Time Squad is now trying to get the Wright brothers to making the first airplane instead of working on their incredibly dull stunt show, and Otto is scared when Tuddrussel wants to do things his way.
Juli 20, 2001
Recruitment Ad
Season 1Episode 1430 min

Recruitment Ad

Want to join Time Squad? Here's an ad that shows you what you get and what you do for Time if you join.
Juli 20, 2001
Killing Time
Season 1Episode 1530 min

Killing Time

After convincing Copernicus to be an astronomer, not a farmer, Time Squad finds out that Larry's time circuits have to reboot and they're stuck in the past for a few minutes. But it seems like a few hours, as they try to come up with things to look at to "kill time" as they wait for Larry's time circuits to warm up!
Juli 20, 2001
Big Al's Big Secret
Season 1Episode 1630 min

Big Al's Big Secret

Time Squad goes to 1945 to prove that Albert Einstein is a math genius and not a car salesman.
Aug. 25, 2001
Larry Upgrade
Season 1Episode 1730 min

Larry Upgrade

Larry refuses Tuddrussel's orders and accidentally downgrades himself. Tuddrussel asks for a burger, so Larry gives him burgers everywhere he goes.
Aug. 25, 2001
Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag
Season 1Episode 1830 min

Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag

Edgar Allen Poe, the writer of horror stores is writing cheerful stories! Can Time Squad remind him how horrible the world can be?
Sept. 21, 2001
Every Poe Has a Silver Lining
Season 1Episode 1930 min

Every Poe Has a Silver Lining

While checking on the subjects of their past missions, Time Squad gets sent on another colonial mission for Betsy Ross, the designer of the first American flag. Now they have to convince her to shut down her Woodstock-1969-ish camp and return General Washington's troops to him (Yes, and to make a flag for them too).
Sept. 21, 2001
The Prime Minister Has No Clothes
Season 1Episode 2030 min

The Prime Minister Has No Clothes

Winston Churchill, the prime minister who leads England through World War II, is also leading everyone into being naked! Including Larry!
Sept. 28, 2001
Nutorious
Season 1Episode 2130 min

Nutorious

It's the time of George Washington Carver, the man who invents more than 100 uses for the peanut. When Time Squad gets there he's doing just that. "Where's the glitch?" Larry wonders. The glitch is that George's brother, who hates the peanut, is trying to make it look bad!
Sept. 28, 2001
Kubla Khan't
Season 1Episode 2230 min

Kubla Khan't

Kubla Khan, a conqueror as a child, when history unravels, is a comic book collector. When Tuddrussel tries to bring him back by ripping one of his comics, Otto and Larry must help him escape before he's executed!
Okt. 26, 2001
Lewis & Clark & Larry
Season 1Episode 2330 min

Lewis & Clark & Larry

Their mission: Lewis and Clark, the two men who explored most of future western America. But the partners have broken up and Time Squad will have to do whatever it takes to bring them back together.
Okt. 26, 2001
Ivan the Untrainable
Season 1Episode 2430 min

Ivan the Untrainable

After a mission to Ivan the Terrible, the Russian king, he and Tuddrussel worry about them missing each other. Thus, he sneaks Ivan onto the satellite. But how long will it be before Otto and Larry discover him because of all the doggy clues Ivan's leaving?
Nov. 2, 2001
Where the Buffalo Bill Roams
Season 1Episode 2530 min

Where the Buffalo Bill Roams

Buffalo Bill was the one to start the first mail service called the pony express. But when Time Squad finds him, he has some crazy ideas on his mind other than postal service. And I mean crazy. Time Squad must get him on his horse, delivering mail.
Nov. 2, 2001
A Sandwich by Any Other Name
Season 1Episode 2630 min

A Sandwich by Any Other Name

Cleopatra decides to convert King Tut's pyramid into a mall.
Feb. 1, 2002
Shop Like an Egyptian
Season 1Episode 2730 min

Shop Like an Egyptian

The Earl of Sandwich gives his new food the wrong name.
Feb. 1, 2002
Planet of the Flies
Season 1Episode 2830 min

Planet of the Flies

When Tuddrussel squashes a fly in the Stone Age; giant flies are ready to squash them in the Time Travel Age! They must go back in time to stop Tuddrussel from ever squashing the fly!
März 1, 2002
Keeping It Real with Sitting Bull
Season 1Episode 2930 min

Keeping It Real with Sitting Bull

Sitting Bull was known for battling Colonel George Armstrong Custer after seeing a sign from his ancestors. But instead he thinks they're telling him to "get down" as some people may say it.
März 1, 2002
Houdini Whodunit?!
Season 1Episode 3030 min

Houdini Whodunit?!

Oh NO!! Mean ol' historically incorrect George Washington's on the satellite!! He's set it toward the earth and on fire!!! Right after he leaves, the satellite crashes into the earth, and Time Squad has lost their lives!!! In a virtual reality game, that is. Right after, they are sent on a mission to Harry Houdini who is using his escape tricks to rob places.
März 29, 2002
Feud for Thought
Season 1Episode 3130 min

Feud for Thought

After Larry stands up to Tuddrussel thanks to a program called "Bustin' the Barrier" by Thor Robertson, the two neighbors who always fought, the McCoy's and the Hatfield's, get a visit. But the McCoy's aren't sticking up for them. With a little help from Larry's special program, the two families start to--get along?! Tuddrussel and Otto must get them fighting, for the sake of the mission.
März 29, 2002

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