Alan Harper

Alan Harper

Alan Harper is a character that appears on Two and a Half Men and is played by Jon Cryer

Appearances

ShowEpisodeNameAirdate
Two and a Half MenS01E01PilotSep 22, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E02Big Flappy BastardsSep 29, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E03Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct 6, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E04If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a NapOct 13, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E05The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a HumpOct 20, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E06Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct 27, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E07If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov 3, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E08Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-fulNov 10, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E09Phase One, CompleteNov 17, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E10Merry ThanksgivingNov 24, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E11Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec 15, 2003
Two and a Half MenS01E12Camel Filters + PheromonesJan 5, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E13Sarah Like Puny AlanJan 12, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E14I Can't Afford HyenasFeb 2, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)Feb 9, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E16That Was Saliva, Alan (2)Feb 16, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsFeb 23, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E18An Old Flame with a New WickMar 1, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar 22, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr 19, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E21No Sniffing, No WowingMay 3, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E22My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMay 10, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E23Just Like BuffaloMay 17, 2004
Two and a Half MenS01E24Can You Feel My Finger?May 24, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E01Back Off, Mary PoppinsSep 20, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E02Enjoy Those Garlic BallsSep 27, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E03A Bag Full of JaweaOct 4, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E04Go Get Mommy's BraOct 11, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E05Bad News from the Clinic?Oct 18, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E06The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceOct 25, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E07A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaNov 8, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E08Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersNov 15, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E09Yes, MonsignorNov 22, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E10The Salmon Under My SweaterNov 29, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E11Last Chance to See Those TattoosDec 13, 2004
Two and a Half MenS02E12A Lung Full of AlanJan 3, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E13Zejdz Zmoich WlosowJan 17, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E14Those Big Pink Things with CoconutsJan 31, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E15Smell the Umbrella StandFeb 7, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?Feb 14, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!Feb 21, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E18It was 'Mame,' MomMar 7, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping NoiseMar 21, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E20I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyApr 18, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnMay 2, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E22That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherMay 9, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabMay 16, 2005
Two and a Half MenS02E24Does This Smell Funny to You?May 23, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E01Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsSep 19, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E02Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverSep 26, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E03Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkOct 3, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E04Your Dismissive Attitude Toward BoobsOct 10, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E05We Called It Mr. PinkyOct 17, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E06Hi, Mr. Horned OneOct 24, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E07Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopNov 7, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E08That Voodoo That I Do DoNov 14, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E09Madame and Her Special FriendNov 21, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E10Something Salted and TwistedNov 28, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E11Santa's Village of the DamnedDec 19, 2005
Two and a Half MenS03E12That Special TugJan 9, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E13Humiliation Is a Visual MediumJan 23, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E14Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedFeb 6, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E15My Tongue Is MeatFeb 27, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E16Ergo, the Booty CallMar 6, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E17The Unfortunate Little SchnauserMar 13, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E18The Spit-Covered CobblerMar 20, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E19Golly Moses, She's a MuffinApr 10, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroApr 24, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E21And the Plot MoistensMay 1, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E22Just Once with Aunt SophieMay 8, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E23Arguments for the QuickieMay 15, 2006
Two and a Half MenS03E24That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeMay 22, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E01Working for CaligulaSep 18, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E02Who's Vod Kanockers?Sep 25, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E03The Sea Is a Harsh MistressOct 2, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E04A Pot Smoking MonkeyOct 9, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E05A Live Woman of Proven FertilityOct 16, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E06Apologies for the FrivolityOct 23, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E07Repeated Blows to His Unformed HeadNov 6, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E08Release the DogsNov 13, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E09Corey's Been Dead for an HourNov 20, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E10Kissing Abraham LincolnNov 27, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E11Walnuts and DemerolDec 11, 2006
Two and a Half MenS04E12Castrating Sheep in MontanaJan 8, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E13Don't Worry, Speed RacerJan 22, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E14That's Summer Sausage, Not SalamiFeb 5, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E15My Damn StalkerFeb 12, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E16Young People Have Phlegm TooFeb 19, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E17I Merely Slept with a CommieFeb 26, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E18It Never Rains in HootervilleMar 19, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E19Smooth As a Ken DollApr 9, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a LotApr 16, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E21Tucked, Taped and GorgeousApr 23, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E22Mr. McGlue's FeedbagApr 30, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookinMay 7, 2007
Two and a Half MenS04E24Prostitutes and GelatoMay 14, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E01Large Birds, Spiders and MomSep 24, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E02Media Room Slash DungeonOct 1, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E03Dum Diddy Dum Diddy DooOct 8, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E04City of Great RacksOct 15, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E05Putting Swim Fins on a CatOct 22, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E06Help Daddy Find His ToenailOct 29, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E07Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest RoomNov 5, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E08Is There a Mrs. Waffles?Nov 12, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E09Tight's GoodNov 19, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E10Kinda Like NecrophiliaNov 26, 2007
Two and a Half MenS05E11Meander to Your DanderMar 17, 2008
Two and a Half MenS05E12A Little Clammy and None Too FreshMar 24, 2008
Two and a Half MenS05E13The Soil Is MoistMar 31, 2008
Two and a Half MenS05E14Winky-Dink TimeApr 14, 2008
Two and a Half MenS05E15Rough Night in Hump JunctionApr 21, 2008
Two and a Half MenS05E16Look at Me, Mommy, I'm PrettyApr 28, 2008
Two and a Half MenS05E17Fish in a DrawerMay 5, 2008
Two and a Half MenS05E18If My Hole Could TalkMay 12, 2008
Two and a Half MenS05E19Waiting for the Right SnapperMay 19, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E01Taterhead Is Our Love ChildSep 22, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E02Pie Hole, HerbSep 29, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E03Damn You, Eggs BenedictOct 6, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E04The Flavin' and the Mavin'Oct 13, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E05A Jock Strap in HellOct 20, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E06It's Always Nazi WeekNov 3, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E07Best H.O. Money Can BuyNov 10, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E08Pinocchio's MouthNov 17, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E09The Mooch at the BooNov 24, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedDec 8, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E11The Devil's LubeDec 15, 2008
Two and a Half MenS06E12Thank God for ScoliosisJan 12, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E13I Think You Offended DonJan 19, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieFeb 2, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E15I'd Like to Start with the CatFeb 9, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E16She'll Still Be Dead at HalftimeMar 2, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?Mar 9, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E18My Son's Enormous HeadMar 16, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E19The Two Finger RuleMar 30, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E20Hello, I Am Alan CousteauApr 13, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E21Above Exalted CyclopsApr 27, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E22Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxMay 4, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E23Good Morning, Mrs. ButterworthMay 11, 2009
Two and a Half MenS06E24Baseball with Better SteroidsMay 18, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E01818-jklpuzoSep 21, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E02Whipped Unto the Third GenerationSep 28, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E03Mmm, Fish. Yum.Oct 5, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E04Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorOct 12, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E05For the Sake of the ChildOct 19, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E06Give Me Your ThumbNov 2, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E07Untainted by FilthNov 9, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E08Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Nov 16, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E09Captain Terry's Spray-On HairNov 23, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E10That's Why They Call It Ball RoomDec 7, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E11Warning, It's DirtyDec 14, 2009
Two and a Half MenS07E12Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteJan 11, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E13Yay, No Polyps!Jan 18, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E14Crude and Uncalled ForFeb 1, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E15Aye, Aye, CaptainFeb 8, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E16Tinkle Like a PrincessMar 1, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E17I Found Your MoustacheMar 8, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E18Ixnay on the Oggie DayMar 22, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveApr 12, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E20I Called Him MagooMay 10, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E21Gumby with a PokeyMay 17, 2010
Two and a Half MenS07E22This Is Not Gonna End WellMay 24, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E01Three Girls and a Guy Named BudSep 20, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E02A Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerSep 27, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E03A Pudding-Filled CactusOct 4, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E04Hookers, Hookers, HookersOct 11, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E05The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelOct 18, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E06Twanging Your Magic ClangerOct 25, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E07The Crazy Bitch GazetteNov 1, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E08Springtime on a StickNov 8, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E09A Good Time in Central AfricaNov 15, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E10Ow, Ow, Don't StopNov 22, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E11Dead from the Waist DownDec 6, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadDec 13, 2010
Two and a Half MenS08E13Skunk, Dog, Crap and KetchupJan 3, 2011
Two and a Half MenS08E14Lookin' for Japanese SubsJan 17, 2011
Two and a Half MenS08E15Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakFeb 7, 2011
Two and a Half MenS08E16That Darn PriestFeb 14, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E01Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSep 19, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E02People Who Love PeepholesSep 26, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E03Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOct 3, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E04Nine Magic FingersOct 10, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E05A Giant Cat Holding a ChurroOct 17, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E06The Squat and the HoverOct 24, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E07Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOct 31, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E08Thank You for the IntercourseNov 7, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E09Frodo's HeadshotsNov 14, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNov 21, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E11What a Lovely Landing StripDec 5, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!Dec 12, 2011
Two and a Half MenS09E13Slowly and in a Circular FashionJan 2, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E14A Possum on ChemoJan 16, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E15The Duchess of Dull-in-SackFeb 6, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E16Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFeb 13, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E17Not in My Mouth!Feb 20, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E18The War Against GingivitisFeb 27, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E19Palmdale, EchMar 19, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E20Grandma's PieApr 9, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'Apr 16, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E22Why We Gave Up WomenApr 30, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E23The Straw in My Donut HoleMay 7, 2012
Two and a Half MenS09E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!May 14, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E01I Changed My Mind About the MilkSep 27, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E02A Big Bag of DogOct 4, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E03Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittOct 11, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E04You Do Know What the Lollipop's ForOct 18, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E05That's Not What They Call It in AmsterdamOct 25, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E06Ferrets, Attack!Nov 1, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E07Avoid the Chinese MustardNov 8, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E08Something My Gynecologist SaidNov 15, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E09I Scream When I PeeNov 29, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E10One Nut JohnsonDec 6, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E11Give Santa a Tail-HoleDec 13, 2012
Two and a Half MenS10E12Welcome to AlancrestJan 3, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E13Grab a Feather and Get in LineJan 10, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!Jan 31, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItFeb 7, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E16Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyFeb 14, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E17Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesFeb 21, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E18The 9:04 from PembertonMar 7, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E19Big Episode. Someone Stole a SpoonMar 14, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E20Bazinga! That's from a TV ShowApr 4, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E21Another Night with Neil DiamondApr 25, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E22My Bodacious VidaliaMay 2, 2013
Two and a Half MenS10E23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedMay 9, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E01NangnangnangnangSep 26, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E02I Think I Banged Lucille BallOct 3, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E03This Unblessed BiscuitOct 10, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E04Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankOct 17, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E05Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Oct 24, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E06Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsNov 7, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E07Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieNov 14, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E08Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Nov 21, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E09Numero Uno Accidente LawyerDec 5, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!Dec 12, 2013
Two and a Half MenS11E11Tazed in the Lady NutsJan 2, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Jan 9, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E13Bite Me, Supreme CourtJan 30, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E14Three Fingers of Crème de MentheFeb 6, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinFeb 27, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E16How to Get Rid of Alan HarperMar 6, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E17Welcome Home, JakeMar 13, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E18West Side StoryApr 3, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding ShangApr 10, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E20Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaApr 24, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E21Dial 1-900-Mix-a-LotMay 1, 2014
Two and a Half MenS11E22Oh WALD-E, Good Times AheadMay 8, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E01The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct 30, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E02A Chic Bar in IbizaNov 6, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E03Glamping in a YurtNov 13, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E04Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov 20, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E05Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov 27, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E06Alan Shot a Little GirlDec 4, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E07Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec 11, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E08Family, Bublé, Deep-fried TurkeyDec 18, 2014
Two and a Half MenS12E09Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan 8, 2015
Two and a Half MenS12E10Here I Come, Pants!Jan 15, 2015
Two and a Half MenS12E11For Whom the Booty CallsJan 22, 2015
Two and a Half MenS12E12A Beer-Battered Rip-OffJan 29, 2015
Two and a Half MenS12E13Boompa Loved His HookersFeb 5, 2015
Two and a Half MenS12E14Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb 12, 2015
Two and a Half MenS12E15Of Course He's Dead - Part OneFeb 19, 2015
Two and a Half MenS12E16Of Course He's Dead - Part TwoFeb 19, 2015

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