Two and a Half Men - Season 5

Two and a Half Men - Season 5

Season 5

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Episodes19
DatesSep 24, 2007 - May 19, 2008
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Episodes

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Season 5Episode 130 min

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.

Sep 24, 2007
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Season 5Episode 230 min

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother, and Alan's date reacts oddly after having sex with him.

Oct 1, 2007
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5Episode 330 min

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Suffering from bimbo fatigue, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Oct 8, 2007
City of Great Racks
Season 5Episode 430 min

City of Great Racks

Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Oct 15, 2007
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5Episode 530 min

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son, while Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Oct 22, 2007
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Season 5Episode 630 min

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to a concert despite Alan's forbiddance.

Oct 29, 2007
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5Episode 730 min

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Nov 5, 2007
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5Episode 830 min

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Nov 12, 2007
Tight's Good
Season 5Episode 930 min

Tight's Good

Charlie tries to resist his attraction to his soon-to-be step sister.

Nov 19, 2007
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Season 5Episode 1030 min

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.

Nov 26, 2007
Meander to Your Dander
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Meander to Your Dander

Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.

Mar 17, 2008
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5Episode 1230 min

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose is back from England and takes very strange care of a very sick Charlie.

Mar 24, 2008
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5Episode 1330 min

The Soil Is Moist

Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Mar 31, 2008
Winky-Dink Time
Season 5Episode 1430 min

Winky-Dink Time

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute.

Apr 14, 2008
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5Episode 1530 min

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control.

Apr 21, 2008
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5Episode 1630 min

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.

Apr 28, 2008
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5Episode 1730 min

Fish in a Drawer

The team from CSI investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

May 5, 2008
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5Episode 1830 min

If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.

May 12, 2008
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5Episode 1930 min

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

May 19, 2008

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