Two and a Half Men - Season 7

Season 7

Episodes

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Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.

Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

For the Sake of the Child
Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

Give Me Your Thumb
Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

Untainted by Filth
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

Warning, It's Dirty
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.

Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room.

Crude and Uncalled For
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.

Aye, Aye, Captain
Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.

Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom.

I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience".

Gumby with a Pokey
Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past.

This Is Not Gonna End Well
Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party,.
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