Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Season 5

Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Season 5

Season 5

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Episodes26
DatesDez. 3, 2008 - Juni 3, 2009
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Episodes

Labor Paynes, Pt. 1
Season 5Episode 130 min

Labor Paynes, Pt. 1

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

Dez. 3, 2008
Labor Paynes, Pt. 2
Season 5Episode 230 min

Labor Paynes, Pt. 2

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock, so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

Dez. 3, 2008
Your Wife's a Payne
Season 5Episode 330 min

Your Wife's a Payne

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrels over business plans.

Dez. 10, 2008
Casa de Payne
Season 5Episode 430 min

Casa de Payne

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

Dez. 10, 2008
It's a Payne Growing Up
Season 5Episode 530 min

It's a Payne Growing Up

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

Dez. 17, 2008
Payne and Prejudice
Season 5Episode 630 min

Payne and Prejudice

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her at the barbershop.

Dez. 17, 2008
Payneful News
Season 5Episode 730 min

Payneful News

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

Feb. 11, 2009
Payneful Loss
Season 5Episode 830 min

Payneful Loss

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

Feb. 11, 2009
Payneful Employment
Season 5Episode 930 min

Payneful Employment

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis, who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

Feb. 18, 2009
Slightly Payneful Truth
Season 5Episode 1030 min

Slightly Payneful Truth

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

Feb. 18, 2009
Joy and Payne
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Joy and Payne

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

Feb. 25, 2009
A Sisters Payne
Season 5Episode 1230 min

A Sisters Payne

Kiki's brother, Darnell, returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.

Feb. 25, 2009
A Grand Payne
Season 5Episode 1330 min

A Grand Payne

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

März 4, 2009
Games People Play
Season 5Episode 1430 min

Games People Play

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes kiss, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

März 4, 2009
Help Wanted
Season 5Episode 1530 min

Help Wanted

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

Apr. 8, 2009
Old Lady Paynes
Season 5Episode 1630 min

Old Lady Paynes

When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.

Apr. 8, 2009
I Don't Know This Payne
Season 5Episode 1730 min

I Don't Know This Payne

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new man world.

Apr. 15, 2009
Paul Mall
Season 5Episode 1830 min

Paul Mall

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

Apr. 15, 2009
With Friends Like These
Season 5Episode 1930 min

With Friends Like These

Malik makes a friend, Jeremy, who is HIV-positive. When Jeremy gets harassed at school, Malik comes to his defense. Meanwhile, Rosie gets sick and Consuela becomes her temporary replacement at the boutique.

Apr. 22, 2009
The Talent Show
Season 5Episode 2030 min

The Talent Show

Due to city budget cuts, the firehouse is closing down. Everyone bands together to try and raise money for the laid-off firefighters. A very special guest (Gladys Knight) saves the day.

Apr. 22, 2009
Bringing Down the House
Season 5Episode 2130 min

Bringing Down the House

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

Apr. 29, 2009
Moving Day
Season 5Episode 2230 min

Moving Day

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house, CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

Apr. 29, 2009
Moving Out
Season 5Episode 2330 min

Moving Out

Miranda becomes upset with Calvin and the escapades with Mercedes, plus allowing his family to live at their house. Meanwhile, a quarrel over Ella's job has Curtis and Ella's marriage on shaky ground.

Mai 27, 2009
Back Where We Belong
Season 5Episode 2430 min

Back Where We Belong

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

Mai 27, 2009
Surprise! Pt. 1
Season 5Episode 2530 min

Surprise! Pt. 1

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

Juni 3, 2009
Surprise! Pt. 2
Season 5Episode 2630 min

Surprise! Pt. 2

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

Juni 3, 2009

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