VH1 ILL-ustrated - Season 1

VH1 ILL-ustrated - Season 1

Season 1

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Datesoct. 17, 2003 - oct. 17, 2003
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Episodes

Episode 1
Season 1Episode 130 min

Episode 1

Skits include: -Michael Jackson feels racially profiled by his animals. -Camp Chaos Special Report: Christina Aguilera's vagina falls down a well. -Dr. Phil Off Duty. -Tommy Lee struggles to get his large uh...penis into his pants at an award show. -The Good Time Party Squad visit Steven Tyler. -""The Osbournes"" foreign clips. -Bush and Cheney Instant Message eachother. -Bruce Springsteen and Friends RAW. -Warren Beatty and Arnold Schwarzenegger run for governor for California against each other.
oct. 17, 2003
Episode 2
Season 1Episode 230 min

Episode 2

Skits include: -Michael Jackson attempts to make a music video but his ""face"" keeps getting in the way. -Bush's speech on world hunger. -Nelly teaches a college grammar class. -Courtney and Yoko: a new reality show starring Courtney Love and Yoko Ono. -Bush attempts to make his own website and send E-Mail, but fails miserably. -Celebrity Blind Date: Anna Nicole Smith and David Lee Roth. -""Answer the Friggin'Question"": Jeopardy type game show with contestants Michael Stipe, Ja Rule, and Bjork. -CRL: Congression Reports Live -Kurt Loder interviews Moby about selling out all of his songs to corporate advertisers.
oct. 17, 2003
Episode 3
Season 1Episode 330 min

Episode 3

Skits include: -""Michael Jackson's Taxicab Confessions"": Robert Blake. -Axl Rose gets a new job at McDougals. -White Bitches: With Christina Aguilera. -""Violence: The Movie"" trailor -Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown do a drug awareness commercial. -Happy Days parody. -""Spank: The Ugliest Monkey"" Shrek parody. -""Where Does Bad Breath Come From?"" commercial. -P Diddy's new music video. -Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Mobey in Spider Man 2.
oct. 17, 2003

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