Weeds - Season 5

Weeds - Season 5

Season 5

The fifth season of Weeds consisted of 13 episodes. Its debut, on June 8, 2009, attracted 1.2 million viewers, with a rerun on the same night adding another 500,000 viewers for a cumulative 1.7 million. The season finale episode premiered on Monday, August 31, 2009, averaging 1.3 million viewers, up versus season 4's finale that averaged 1 million.
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Episodes13
DatesJun 8, 2009 - Aug 31, 2009
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Episodes

Wonderful Wonderful
Season 5Episode 130 min

Wonderful Wonderful

After showing Esteban the proof of her baby, a sonogram picture, Nancy returns to Ren Mar to her family but still unsure of her fate. Meanwhile, Celia is held hostage in Mexico by her estranged daughter Quinn who tries to ransom her off to all her friends, but they hilariously decline to deliver the cash for her release. Back in Ren Mar, Andy, Silas and Doug discuss plans to grow pot in a national forest.

Jun 8, 2009
Machetes Up Top
Season 5Episode 230 min

Machetes Up Top

Nancy pays a secret visit to Guillermo in prison; Celia puts her time in the rebel camp to good use by organizing their supplies; Shane decides to visit Nancy's estranged sister; Silas and Doug second-guess their choice of a pot growing plot.

Jun 15, 2009
Su-Su-Sucio
Season 5Episode 330 min

Su-Su-Sucio

Nancy gets a surprise visit from Jill; Nancy's bodyguard goes missing; Celia's micromanaging gets her sent back to the U.S.; Silas and Doug seek law enforcement approval.

Jun 22, 2009
Super Lucky Happy
Season 5Episode 430 min

Super Lucky Happy

Nancy is visited by DEA agent Roy Till who has gone rogue and homecomer Celia moves into Nancy's garage. Meanwhile, Andy tries to access his brother's old bank account.

Jun 29, 2009
Van Nuys
Season 5Episode 530 min

Van Nuys

Nancy talks with her obstetrician about ending the pregnancy. After his teacher took his pot, Shane needs some help to get it back. Andy is still trying to get access to his late brother's bank account. Meanwhile, Silas and Doug need to see "The Wizard" to make their pot selling dreams come true.

Jul 6, 2009
A Modest Proposal
Season 5Episode 630 min

A Modest Proposal

It's six months since we last saw everyone and Nancy is in full bloom. Esteban proposes, and all seems right with the world until Nancy discovers there's another woman in Esteban's life. Andy, meanwhile, has gone on a spending spree and let himself go. Now he must come to terms with the new order of things. Celia, unhappy in her job at the mall, discovers an opportunity in the world of cosmetics. Shane spends an eye opening day with Ignacio. Silas and Doug's medical marijuana dispensary is in full operation, but Deputy C.P. Jones continues his meddling ways.

Jul 13, 2009
Where the Sidewalk Ends
Season 5Episode 730 min

Where the Sidewalk Ends

Nancy learns the identity of the other woman in Esteban's life, as well as his plans for her childbirth delivery. With the help of Andy and Audra, Nancy takes matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Celia discovers that getting rich quick isn't always so easy. Silas and Doug learn the hard way that Deputy C.P. Jones is more trouble than he's worth as the fate of their medical marijuana dispensary is jeopardized.

Jul 20, 2009
A Distinctive Horn
Season 5Episode 830 min

A Distinctive Horn

The tension between Nancy and Esteban mounts as Pilar adds to the conflict. Nancy looks to Andy for help, just as he's focused on his relationship with Audra. Dean offers to help Silas and Doug get their dispensary back on track, but Celia sees an opportunity and steps in.

Jul 27, 2009
Suck 'n' Spit
Season 5Episode 930 min

Suck 'n' Spit

Nancy and Andy grow closer together while they try to be good parents. In the meantime, Celia and Dean work together to exploit their product surplus.

Aug 3, 2009
Perro Insano
Season 5Episode 1030 min

Perro Insano

With the arrival of new enemies, Shane and Silas needs Nancy's protection. Meanwhile, Andy plans his future with Audra, while Doug and Dean make a plan to put an end to Celia's marijuana business.

Aug 10, 2009
Ducks and Tigers
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Ducks and Tigers

A visit from Esteban's daughter comes with new problems for Nancy. In the meantime, Isabelle joins Doug and Dean's scheme of revenge against Celia.

Aug 17, 2009
Glue
Season 5Episode 1230 min

Glue

Nancy, Andy and Cesar team up to look for Esteban when he goes missing. In the meantime, Dean and Doug start their scheme of revenge against Celia, while Silas and Shane develop a need to protect their new stepsister.

Aug 24, 2009
All About My Mom
Season 5Episode 1330 min

All About My Mom

Nancy learns of Esteban's fate and takes action to preserve her own. Andy makes a big change in his life. Dean, Doug and Celia find common ground. Silas helps Adelita with a disturbing medical issue.

Aug 31, 2009

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