Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 3
Season 3
Episodes
Comedians
The duo go to a comedy club where Butt-Head's stand-up comedy fails. When Beavis takes his turn on stage, he sets fire to the building after burning newspapers with which to juggle.
Car Wash
The two are hired to wash a Chevrolet Corvair in order to pay for new TV remote batteries, but decide to take it for a ride. They stop on a junction, where another car crashes into it.
Couch-Fishing
Beavis and Butt-Head create a dangerous and illegal hobby with a fishing pole and the junk found deep in the cracks of their sofa.
Incognito
Under threat of possible death from Earl, a gun-holding classmate, the duo assume ridiculous disguises and pretend to be exchange students. When someone outside the class fires at them, the two exonerate Earl, and in gratitude, Earl spares their lives.
Kidnapped
The duo conceive a plot to kidnap Stewart for ransom so they can attend a heavy metal concert.
Naked Colony
Beavis and Butt-Head, upon discovering the concept of a nudist colony, attempt to join one. They cannot afford the membership fee, so they climb over the wall.
Tornado
Beavis and Butt-Head bike to a trailer park to check out a tornado.
Cleaning House
Beavis and Butt-Head are hired by Mr. Van Driessen to clean his house, but the duo end up destroying his entire 8-track tape collection.
Scratch 'N' Win
The duo get a dollar and win $500 by buying a lottery ticket. They then buy a riding mower, which they use to cut a circle-A in the lawn in front of Highland High School.
Scared Straight
McVicker restarts a Scared Straight program and the duo find themselves having fun in prison.
Eating Contest
Beavis and Butt-Head enter a bratwurst-eating contest. They are unaware of and unable to pay the entrance fee, so they have to work with frogs to pay it.
Sporting Goods
Coach Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-Head to buy jockstraps for gym class because neither of them have any. The store's smallest supporters are too big for both of them, so they are given eyepatches instead, which Daria writes about in the school paper.
Sperm Bank
The duo sell sperm at the offices of Dr. Rod Johnson, and buy porn magazines with the money.
Buff 'N' Stuff
Beavis and Butt-Head are so muscularly atrophied that they are forced to stay after gym class for a personal workout with Coach Buzzcut.
Citizen Butt-Head
President Bill Clinton is about to visit Highland High, so McVicker does his best to keep Beavis and Butt-Head preoccupied by sending the boys off-campus.
Politically Correct
The duo accidentally run for student office and receive one vote.
Ball Breakers
The duo take to bowling as their latest activity. While there, they steal Mr. Anderson's bowling ball, put firecrackers in it and drop it from the roof of the building onto the street. Anderson is arrested for the 'bombing'.
Beavis and Butt-Head Meet God
The duo try to score chicks while hitchhiking and are picked up by a religious cult who takes them to meet "God", their leader.
True Crime
Various crime documentary television shows report on Beavis and Butt-Head's theft of money from a cash machine.
The Trial
Butt-Head must defend himself and Beavis in court after both are charged with vandalizing Anderson's property.
The Crush
Beavis and Butt-Head become infatuated with a bully named Todd and attempt to join his gang.
Plate Frisbee
Beavis and Butt-Head go to Stewart's house, where they pick up an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mother. They go outside and use it as a frisbee.
Canoe
Van Driessen takes the duo and Stewart on a canoe trip. At their camp, Beavis and Butt-Head use poison ivy as toilet paper and a bear attacks Van Driessen.
Young, Gifted & Crude
Mistaken for geniuses, Beavis and Butt-Head are placed in advanced classes at Highland High.
Foreign Exchange
Beavis and Butt-Head befriend, and influence, a foreign exchange student from Japan.
Closing Time
Beavis and Butt-Head must deal with a health inspector after making a gigantic mess at Burger World.
Most Wanted
Extended episode. An escaped mental patient hides from the authorities at Butt-Head's house.
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