The Bernie Mac Show - Season 2
Season 2
Episodes
Keep It on the Short Grass
Bernie creates a public relations disaster while facing off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a charity golf tournament.
Goodbye Dolly
Bernie Mac tries to ween Bryana off her doll.
Carfool
Car-pool complications wreck Bernie; a boy in the car pool starts blackmailing Jordan to be his friend.
Mac Local 137
The kids go on strike, after Bernie Mac doesn't pay them for the extra work they have to do.
Welcome to the Jungle
Shortly after Jordan gets a snake for a school project, Bryana and Jordan starting fighting each other like wild animals.
Bernie Mac Dance Party
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
Tryptophan-tasy
After eating an entire Thanksgiving turkey, Bernie Mac has some weird nightmares; ones that might be telling him something.
The United Front
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children; Wanda becomes unhappy with this strategy because she's accustomed to playing the good cop.
The Sweet Life
Bernie Mac learns that he has high cholesterol, but refuses to change his eating habits/diet.
Sin Cup
Jordan receives a lecture on sins from Father Cronin, but it seems to really hit home on Bryana. In addition, both Jordan and Bryana learn that Bernie Mac is a big sinner too.
Bernie Mac Rope-a-Dope
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
Magic Jordan
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
Raging Election
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
Leaving Los Angeles
Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.
Pink Gold
When Jordan learns that Bryana has pink eye and has to miss a whole week of school, he goes crazy deliberately trying to get it too. But his results keep backfiring even in the end.
Chess Wars
Jordan tries to butter Bernie Mac up by playing chess with him just so he can play paint ball. When that doesn't work, Jordan sets his own little chess simulation up, which Bernie Mac totally falls for.
The Incredible Bulk
Tired of having to run to the store all the time for the kids, Bernie Mac's friends introduce him to Cost Depot. At first this solution is so simple/fun but it soon gets very addicting.
Maid Man
Bernie Mac gets a maid for himself only but the kids use the maid behind his back.
Nut Job
Upset that the kids laze about every Saturday, he gets them involved in extra curricular activities. But he soon learns that, letting them laze about would have been better, as he has to be good parent and help out with these activities.
The Other Sister
Bernie Mac's other sister Benita stops by for a visit and seems to corrupt the kids.
Meet the Grandparents
Wanda's parents come for a visit and start seeming to run the house better than them. But when Wanda and Bernie go out for a day, the grandparents have a bit of a tough time watching the kids.
For a Few Dollars More
Bernie Mac tries to give Jordan the best birthday party ever.
Recently Updated Shows
Dexter: Original Sin
Set in 1991 Miami, Dexter: Original Sin follows Dexter as he transitions from student to avenging serial killer. When his bloodthirsty urges can't be ignored any longer, Dexter must learn to channel his inner darkness. With the guidance of his father, Harry, he adopts a Code designed to help him find and kill people who deserve to be eliminated from society without getting on law enforcements' radar. This is a particular challenge for young Dexter as he begins a forensics internship at the Miami Metro Police Department.
S.W.A.T.
Shemar Moore stars as a locally born and raised S.W.A.T. sergeant newly tasked to run a specialized tactical unit that is the last stop in law enforcement in Los Angeles. Torn between loyalty to where he was raised and allegiance to his brothers in blue, former Marine Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson has everything it takes to be an excellent leader and bridge the divide between his two worlds.
Homestead Rescue
In the last decade, two million Americans have attempted to leave behind civilization in favor of life off-the-grid – but most have failed. For the hundreds of families who decide to become homesteaders, the learning curve is a steep one. Now comes Homestead Rescue. Struggling homesteaders across the country are turning expert homesteader Marty Raney--along with his daughter Misty Raney, a farmer, and son Matt Raney, a hunter and fisherman--to teach them the necessary skills to survive the wilderness. The stakes are high, but the Raney family is determined to prepare these families for nature's worst and set them up for success. Each family faces the ultimate decision: will they tough out their first year or pack up and return to civilization?