The Bernie Mac Show - Season 3
Season 3
Episodes
Eye of the Tiger
Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.
Love Thy Nephew
When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.
Road to Tradition
When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.
Laughing Matters
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
Hair Jordan
Bernie takes Jordan to the local barber shop to meet his friends. Unfortunately, Aunt Wanda doesn't like what goes on there, when Jordan casually repeats things said there. Bernie tells Jordan the code; what happens there stays there. Unfortunately, he forgets the 2nd half, what's said at home; stays there.
Love Bug
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
It's a Wonderful Wife
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
Family Reunion
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.
Droobie or Not Droobie
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Funny
Jordan is found to be a champion speller---until he gets in front of an audience. But Bernie's tip on beating stage fright backfires.
Make Room for Caddy
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.
Saving Sergeant Tompkins
Bernie realizes he may have been too truthful when telling Jordan about his father, so he amends the truth to make Jordan think well of his father.
It's Mac-ademic
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
The Getaway
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
Easy Rider
Bernie Mac gets a motorcycle, but after crashing and having a dream of what would happen if he died; he goes crazy safety-proofing the house.
Who's That Lady
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
Mac-Inations
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
That Old Mac Magic
Spending time with Bernie's manager teaches Jordan some harsh realities of show business. Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson have cameos.
The Talk
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Five Stages of Bryana
Bryana starts turning into a monster (acting like a spoiled brat, stealing things, and etc)
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
Thanksgiving
The Mac family is invited over to one of Vanessa's teachers for Thanksgiving dinner; who are all vegetarians.
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