The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 3

The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 3

Season 3

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Episodes32
DatesSep 25, 1963 - Dec 16, 1964
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Episodes

That's My Boy???
Season 3Episode 130 min

That's My Boy???

Rob tells the story about how after Laura gave birth, he thinks they came home from the hospital with the wrong baby.

Sep 25, 1963
The Masterpiece
Season 3Episode 230 min

The Masterpiece

Rob, Laura, Buddy and Sally go to an auction and accidently bid on a painting.

Oct 2, 1963
Laura's Little Lie
Season 3Episode 330 min

Laura's Little Lie

When Rob and Laura's insurance man comes to the house, Laura keeps disappearing only to reveal to Rob she was only 17 when they got married, and that's not a legal age in New York.

Oct 9, 1963
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
Season 3Episode 430 min

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

Rob and Laura get married again so they will be legally married.

Oct 16, 1963
Uncle George
Season 3Episode 530 min

Uncle George

When Uncle George comes for a visit, they try to fix him up with Herman's mother only to have him flip for Sally.

Nov 13, 1963
Too Many Stars
Season 3Episode 630 min

Too Many Stars

As director of the annual area variety show, Rob finds himself trapped between casting Laura as this year's leading woman (again) or a dazzlingly talented newcomer to the neighborhood.

Oct 30, 1963
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
Season 3Episode 730 min

Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

Following a concussion at the office, Rob winds up at a swinging party in New Jersey with no idea how he got there.

Nov 6, 1963
Big Max Calvada
Season 3Episode 830 min

Big Max Calvada

Big Max Calvada wants Rob Sally and Buddy to write a night club act for his nephew that has very little talent

Nov 20, 1963
The Ballad of the Betty Lou
Season 3Episode 930 min

The Ballad of the Betty Lou

Nov 27, 1963
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
Season 3Episode 1030 min

Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

Dec 4, 1963
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
Season 3Episode 1130 min

The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

Rob thinks he witnessed a robbery and goes to the police station to report it

Dec 11, 1963
The Third One from the Left
Season 3Episode 1230 min

The Third One from the Left

Rob becomes the victim of undying gratitude and amorous attentions when he elevates a talented young chorus girl to a featured role on the show.

Jan 1, 1964
The Alan Brady Show Presents
Season 3Episode 1330 min

The Alan Brady Show Presents

The Alan Brady Show puts on special Christmas themed episode full of musical numbers and Christmas fun.

Dec 18, 1963
My Husband is the Best One
Season 3Episode 1430 min

My Husband is the Best One

When Rob takes a lady reporter to lunch that wants to interview him, Laura shows up and make Rob sound like a star... angering his co-writers and Alan Brady when the article comes out

Jan 8, 1964
Happy Birthday and Too Many More
Season 3Episode 1530 min

Happy Birthday and Too Many More

Richie has 63 kids coming to his birthday party, Rob and Laura try to figure out how to entertain them.

Feb 5, 1964
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
Season 3Episode 1630 min

The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Jan 15, 1964
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
Season 3Episode 1730 min

The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Jan 22, 1964
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
Season 3Episode 1830 min

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

A social game of poker turns sour when it's discovered Rob has been playing with a marked deck. 

Jan 29, 1964
The Brave and the Backache
Season 3Episode 1930 min

The Brave and the Backache

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Feb 12, 1964
The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
Season 3Episode 2030 min

The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

Buddy and Rob are left writing the script without Sally when she becomes a hit as a regular guest on late night talk show.

Feb 19, 1964
My Part-Time Wife
Season 3Episode 2130 min

My Part-Time Wife

Feb 26, 1964
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
Season 3Episode 2230 min

Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

Mar 4, 1964
How to Spank a Star
Season 3Episode 2330 min

How to Spank a Star

A manipulative and sultry guest star has Mel replaced by Rob as producer during her appearance on the Alan Brady Show, much to Rob's discomfort.

Mar 11, 1964
The Plots Thicken
Season 3Episode 2430 min

The Plots Thicken

The purchase of multiple burial plots triggers a battle over primary affection between Rob's and Laura's two sets of parents.

Mar 18, 1964
Scratch My Car and Die
Season 3Episode 2530 min

Scratch My Car and Die

Laura dreads telling Rob about the big passenger-side scratch she found on their brand new car (which Rob adores) when she went shopping in it.

Mar 25, 1964
The Return of Edwin Carp
Season 3Episode 2630 min

The Return of Edwin Carp

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

Apr 1, 1964
October Eve
Season 3Episode 2730 min

October Eve

Laura once commissioned an artist for a fully clothed portrait of herself, which he, taking artist license, rendered nude and now has standing in an art gallery for all to see.

Apr 8, 1964
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
Season 3Episode 2830 min

Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

With Laura out of town for a few days, Rob tries to figure out what to do in his spare time. Eventually, he looks in on an old Army buddy, who is at a nightclub. Unfortunately, it results in confusion that ultimately lands Rob behind bars.

Apr 15, 1964
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Season 3Episode 2930 min

My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

Apr 22, 1964
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Season 3Episode 3030 min

I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

Apr 29, 1964
Teacher's Petrie
Season 3Episode 3130 min

Teacher's Petrie

Laura takes a creative writing course, and the teacher extols Laura's writing abilities. Rob infers from this unwarranted attention that Mr. Caldwell is using Laura to meet him. In fact, Mr. Caldwell's interest is only in Laura.

May 13, 1964
My Two Show-Offs and Me
Season 3Episode 3230 min

My Two Show-Offs and Me

Mel wants a magazine reporter to watch the writers at work, but Rob thinks they'll all end up performing for the reporter instead of getting anything done. Turns out, that's not the half of it.

Dec 16, 1964

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