The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 3
Season 3
Episodes
That's My Boy???
Rob tells the story about how after Laura gave birth, he thinks they came home from the hospital with the wrong baby.
The Masterpiece
Rob, Laura, Buddy and Sally go to an auction and accidently bid on a painting.
Laura's Little Lie
When Rob and Laura's insurance man comes to the house, Laura keeps disappearing only to reveal to Rob she was only 17 when they got married, and that's not a legal age in New York.
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
Rob and Laura get married again so they will be legally married.
Uncle George
When Uncle George comes for a visit, they try to fix him up with Herman's mother only to have him flip for Sally.
Too Many Stars
As director of the annual area variety show, Rob finds himself trapped between casting Laura as this year's leading woman (again) or a dazzlingly talented newcomer to the neighborhood.
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
Following a concussion at the office, Rob winds up at a swinging party in New Jersey with no idea how he got there.
Big Max Calvada
Big Max Calvada wants Rob Sally and Buddy to write a night club act for his nephew that has very little talent
The Ballad of the Betty Lou
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
Rob thinks he witnessed a robbery and goes to the police station to report it
The Third One from the Left
Rob becomes the victim of undying gratitude and amorous attentions when he elevates a talented young chorus girl to a featured role on the show.
The Alan Brady Show Presents
The Alan Brady Show puts on special Christmas themed episode full of musical numbers and Christmas fun.
My Husband is the Best One
When Rob takes a lady reporter to lunch that wants to interview him, Laura shows up and make Rob sound like a star... angering his co-writers and Alan Brady when the article comes out
Happy Birthday and Too Many More
Richie has 63 kids coming to his birthday party, Rob and Laura try to figure out how to entertain them.
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.
The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
A social game of poker turns sour when it's discovered Rob has been playing with a marked deck.
The Brave and the Backache
Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.
The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
Buddy and Rob are left writing the script without Sally when she becomes a hit as a regular guest on late night talk show.
My Part-Time Wife
Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
How to Spank a Star
A manipulative and sultry guest star has Mel replaced by Rob as producer during her appearance on the Alan Brady Show, much to Rob's discomfort.
The Plots Thicken
The purchase of multiple burial plots triggers a battle over primary affection between Rob's and Laura's two sets of parents.
Scratch My Car and Die
Laura dreads telling Rob about the big passenger-side scratch she found on their brand new car (which Rob adores) when she went shopping in it.
The Return of Edwin Carp
Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.
October Eve
Laura once commissioned an artist for a fully clothed portrait of herself, which he, taking artist license, rendered nude and now has standing in an art gallery for all to see.
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
With Laura out of town for a few days, Rob tries to figure out what to do in his spare time. Eventually, he looks in on an old Army buddy, who is at a nightclub. Unfortunately, it results in confusion that ultimately lands Rob behind bars.
My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
Teacher's Petrie
Laura takes a creative writing course, and the teacher extols Laura's writing abilities. Rob infers from this unwarranted attention that Mr. Caldwell is using Laura to meet him. In fact, Mr. Caldwell's interest is only in Laura.
My Two Show-Offs and Me
Mel wants a magazine reporter to watch the writers at work, but Rob thinks they'll all end up performing for the reporter instead of getting anything done. Turns out, that's not the half of it.
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