Two and a Half Men - Season 2

Two and a Half Men - Season 2

Season 2

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Episodes24
DatesSep 20, 2004 - May 23, 2005
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Episodes

Back Off, Mary Poppins
Season 2Episode 130 min

Back Off, Mary Poppins

When Alan discovers that Charlie is a member of an exclusive men's support group, he begs his brother to let him join.

Sep 20, 2004
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Season 2Episode 230 min

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Alan overzealously tries to push Judith's new relationship to the next level after Charlie mentions that he'll be off the hook for alimony if Judith remarries.

Sep 27, 2004
A Bag Full of Jawea
Season 2Episode 330 min

A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results.

Oct 4, 2004
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Season 2Episode 430 min

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Charlie discovers that he made a big mistake when he lends Evelyn his Mercedes for a day in exchange for her hybrid car.

Oct 11, 2004
Bad News from the Clinic?
Season 2Episode 530 min

Bad News from the Clinic?

Charlie falls head over heels for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Oct 18, 2004
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Season 2Episode 630 min

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

When Charlie confesses playing a nasty trick on Alan when they were younger, Alan's self image is turned upside down.

Oct 25, 2004
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Season 2Episode 730 min

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan employ Berta's crazy sister to cater a party that Evelyn has cornered them into throwing for her.

Nov 8, 2004
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Season 2Episode 830 min

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman at the supermarket who introduces him to the kind of fantastic sex life Charlie is accustomed to.

Nov 15, 2004
Yes, Monsignor
Season 2Episode 930 min

Yes, Monsignor

Charlie's ex-girlfriend comes back into his life with a little more baggage than when she left.

Nov 22, 2004
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Season 2Episode 1030 min

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Jake helps Charlie write a theme song for a new cartoon, and things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Nov 29, 2004
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Season 2Episode 1130 min

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie finds out that his promiscuous lifestyle has become the subject of an angry web site.

Dec 13, 2004
A Lung Full of Alan
Season 2Episode 1230 min

A Lung Full of Alan

Alan's platonic high school girlfriend comes back into his life and creates contention between he and Charlie.

Jan 3, 2005
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
Season 2Episode 1330 min

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow

When Judith's pipes burst due to an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Jan 17, 2005
Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
Season 2Episode 1430 min

Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' and grandson's lives after Alan forbids her to see Jake.

Jan 31, 2005
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2Episode 1530 min

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Charlie tries to take Alan and Jake to Las Vegas in order to distract Alan from an impending medical procedure.

Feb 7, 2005
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Season 2Episode 1630 min

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

An already stressed Alan is pushed to the limit when Judith leaves Jake with him while she goes on vacation.

Feb 14, 2005
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Season 2Episode 1730 min

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

After Charlie injures his back during sex, Alan takes him to the doctor.

Feb 21, 2005
It was 'Mame,' Mom
Season 2Episode 1830 min

It was 'Mame,' Mom

Charlie makes Alan pose as his life partner at a business party thrown by a gay ad executive.

Mar 7, 2005
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Season 2Episode 1930 min

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Alan goes on a date with one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends.

Mar 21, 2005
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Season 2Episode 2030 min

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Unable to express the anger they have toward the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan take it out on each other.

Apr 18, 2005
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Season 2Episode 2130 min

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Charlie, Alan and Jake accompany Evelyn to her second-husband's funeral.

May 2, 2005
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Season 2Episode 2230 min

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Alan goes on a nightmarish blind date in order to repay a debt to his mother.

May 9, 2005
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2Episode 2330 min

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Alan reluctantly leaves Jake at Evelyn's for a sleepover and winds up partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

May 16, 2005
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Season 2Episode 2430 min

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot young trophy wife.

May 23, 2005

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